Billy Ray Cyrus is nothing but a pimp.

by Maria on June 3, 2009

in Celebrities, General Bitching

And his daughters are his high priced hookers.

Noah Cyrus swimsuit

Noah Cyrus swimsuit

Noah Cyrus swimsuit

Noah Cyrus swimsuit

That’s the other kid he’s trying to get a television show for – Noah Cyrus and her little sidekick. They apparently have a YouTube show or something, I’m not sure. She’s 9 years old.

Now, I really don’t get up in arms about this kind of stuff often. I’m not one to get all insane in the membrane because OhMYGOD there are pedophiles out there right now looking at these photos and probably getting off! because I personally believe that pedophiles are all around you and don’t give a damn what your child is or is not wearing. According to familywatchdog.us there are over 3 dozen sex offenders within 10 miles of my home. I’m currently reading a book by Robin Sax called Predators and Child Molesters : What Every Parent Needs to Know to Keep Kids SAFE. I’m attempting not to let it freak me the fuck out and absorb the loads of useful information in it. So far, about 60 pages in, there’s nothing about covering them in flannel from head to toe deterring pedophiles, but it could be coming, who knows.

My daughters wear two pieces to the beach. They have since they were babies. I’ve even covered Bella’s face in makeup before, so she could imitate mommy (we stayed at home thank you very much). Some people took issue with my photo post from a few days ago that showed the girls invading my ‘mommy needs some alone time because she has a headache and cramps please’ bath because they showed…two kids in a bathtub with the woman that bore them? Wait, because it showed some baby torso? No wait, simply because they were on my blog? I’m not exactly sure, but I saw nothing wrong with the photos and people that saw them as inappropriate or disturbing need to consider turning that judgment inward but I digress.

My issue is not really the swimsuits or the makeup on those two girls, because to me their swimsuits are cute and I don’t see anything wrong with what they’re wearing.

My issue is the fact that they are out in public like that, posing like pinups (look at the thigh jutted out move, that was learned/taught, not instinctual) with more eyeliner than me and drinking redbulls at a pool party for a 19 year old girl’s birthday. My issue is the fact that the adults behind this travesty know EXACTLY what it looks like, and that’s EXACTLY what they’re after.  My issue is that kids should not be whored out for publicity and money. Kids should not be pranced around on display for the sake of a headline or a pageant or a tv show or anything else like that. Kids should be kids, and while I know that it’s different out there in big ol’ Hollywood – that still should ring true.

If little girls want to put on makeup and dance around in front of the mirror at home, fine. If they are going to a pool party for other little kids and posing for photos for scrapbooks and mommy blogs and memories fine. If they are just being themselves, without adults having ulterior motives and using them for disdainful purposes, fine.

But Billy Cyrus – well he’s not whoring out his 3 male children now, is he? Even the one that’s in the music industry, Trace? That sings that damn Metro Station song ‘Shake It‘ that I can never get out of my head? No. That’s not where the big bucks lie, it seems.  Whoring out his young daughters is. Pictures like those above, and those last year in Vanity Fair of Miley (that I didn’t see the big deal about actually). And still trying to have us believe that Miley is gotdamn virgin while dating an incredibly attractive (seemingly well hung) older man. Yeah…ok. I know what that’s about too Billy. You want to claim she’s a virgin but you’re quite aware that her current love interest makes her seem more like a Lolita instead. I’m onto you there buddy.

It’s all about appearances, inappropriate purposeful appearances. And that’s why Billy Ray Cyrus needs a vasectomy. Or at least no more daughters.

Oh, and because this was so dreadfully serious, here’s something on topic to make you laugh, from my new favorite website:

how to creep people out

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Listening to: Prince – Purple Rain

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1 Jennifer June 3, 2009 at 10:50 am

Billy Ray Cyrus needs to calm it down.

And the last picture is hilarious!!

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2 Employee No. 3699 June 3, 2009 at 12:02 pm

I get what you’re saying. When my daughter was little I dressed her in cute outfits. Sometimes I would curl her hair and other times crimp it. She played dress up at home, the key phrase being ‘at home’. I think what he’s doing is ridiculous; let them be kids…normal kids.

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3 Zoeyjane June 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Those dresses? The pink version of the BCBG one-day-I-will-wear-this-and-feel-like-I-drip-sex dress I want. And I’m 19 years older than them. Sheesh.

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4 Sheila (Charm School Reject) June 3, 2009 at 12:59 pm

When I first saw the pics, I thought they were spoof pics of Lindsay Lohan and Co. Seriously? A peace sign? The other girl looks like she is pretending to be holding a cigarette.

This is disgusting. And it has nothing to do with pedophiles and everything to do with BRC.

P.S. I didn’t know his son was the Shake It kid.

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5 Red Flashlight June 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Oh, that’s not a peace sign. That’s the British “F.U.” sign.

But yes, why does that little girl think it’s attractive to appear to be smoking a cigarette? Ewwwwwwwwww.

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6 Xbox4NappyRash June 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Aside from the bizarre length things supposedly covering their modesty, those kids have two very big and odd sized heads.

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7 Miss June 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Those dresses are god awful. NO ONE would ever dress their young daughter like that. NO ONE.

Seems they have that wide eyed innocent look down too.

Disgusting.

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8 Ginny June 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm

That little blonde one was soooo a pageant kid. And yet, it’s the Cyrus kid who scares me. I agree, it’s that thigh move. Someone showed her that. And it creeps me out.

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9 leendaluu June 3, 2009 at 2:56 pm

ack….

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10 Kori June 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm

All I can say to this is WTF? And I want a copy of that book.

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11 tracey June 3, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Oh… My…

Why anyone would want to live in Hollywood or LA and live that type of lifestyle is beyond me.

Those “dresses” were really gross. On ANYone, especially a little girl.

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12 B. Hustlerella June 3, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Their little bathing suits are cute, but I’m with you. Everything about this is just wrong. WTF is a 9 year old doing drinking a damn Redbull? And who the hell taught her to pop her thigh out like that? Come on.

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13 Kat June 3, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Those dresses and the make up are wrong on so many levels. How many kids does the man have to pimp out? Geeeeeez

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14 Blues June 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Wow. I find those pictures really disturbing on two levels, the predator/pedophile level and also on the fetishizing of consumption/fashion level – teaching kids at this age to obsess about shoes and handbags and make up. It just screams money money money and it’s sad. It’s not about learning anything except how to be completely superficial.

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15 Lynn @ Walking With Scissors June 3, 2009 at 6:22 pm

A little off topic here, but which one is Billy Ray’s kid and which one is the friend? He obviously needs to pimp her out a little more so people like me can be in the know. Come on Billy Ray, quit yer slackin’!

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16 Rachael June 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm

I was actually relieved when I found out that those were swimsuits and not dresses they were wearing. At least that makes more sense. I agree that that kind of pose is learned, but is it possible that she’s just emulating her big sister and that Dad didn’t really teach it to her?

I don’t know much about BRC’s other kids besides Miley, but it seems like he is a better dad than most of the guys who have tween/teen stars like that.

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17 Sybil Law June 3, 2009 at 7:23 pm

Hey – my kid did this butt slapping move, and she sure as hell didn’t learn that shit from me! And she was like, 2!
Still – I totally know what you mean. Those kids look whorish.

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18 Anne June 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm

Billy Cyrus, is indeed a pimp; it makes me sad.

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19 rachel-asouthernfairytale June 3, 2009 at 11:50 pm

thank you.
I’ve been trying to figure out what to say, how to say it.
I’ve been left damn near speechless, and then I saw this…
Thank you.

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20 Al_Pal June 4, 2009 at 12:00 am

ROUGH. I didn’t follow the link to the more pictures on MamaPop the other day… eepers.

Great post.

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21 BusyDad June 4, 2009 at 12:53 am

If I had a daughter I would walk down the street wearing brass knuckles. I don’t think I could handle it. So glad I have a boy. And even as such, I mad dog anyone that looks like a child molester. Even if they are innocent. Better safe than sorry. I’m an asshole when it comes to that but at least no one will touch my kid.

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22 Summer June 4, 2009 at 1:05 am

Yeah, there is a total difference between dressing up and having fun at home and going out looking like you’re hoping some one starts a countdown till the day you’re legal. Seriously, there’s a line that has definitely been crossed here.

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23 dysfunctional mom June 4, 2009 at 5:30 am

OMFG. That’s just wrong.

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24 Elisa June 4, 2009 at 9:56 am

Ok, the “how to creep people out” thing is hilarious :-)

Billy Ray Cyrus pimping his daughters, not so much. That’s just despicable.

The girls shouldn’t be posing in their bathing suits, shouldn’t be wearing makeup in public, nor should they be drinking RedBull, unless he wants them to move on to drugs in their early teens (addiction snowballs) and have a trashed liver by the time they are 20.

I think it’s shameful that not only he doesn’t protect them from the limelight, but he pushes them into it. Shameful. Some people don’t deserve to have kids.

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25 Elisa June 4, 2009 at 9:56 am

Ok, the “how to creep people out” thing is hilarious :-)

Billy Ray Cyrus pimping his daughters, not so much. That’s just despicable.

The girls shouldn’t be posing in their bathing suits, shouldn’t be wearing makeup in public, nor should they be drinking RedBull!!

I think it’s shameful that not only he doesn’t protect them from the limelight, but he pushes them into it. Shameful. Some people don’t deserve to have kids.

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26 April June 4, 2009 at 11:35 am

My daughters wear two pieces, too. Why? Because it’s easier for them when they have to go to the bathroom!
I’m all about convenience. The make-up, posing, the Red Bull…nothing convenient about any of that!

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