Britt is teeny. And bubbly. And entirely enchanting. And I love her.
Adam is an awful, sexist, ridiculous human being that should be beaten to death who many times walked away from conversations leaving the women saying “wow, he’s so nice/sweet/cool” in a very surprised tone because those that actually took the chance to get to know him were able to realize that.
Miss‘ legs are just as great in person. And her hair is soft. And her mood is contagious. And I love her more than I could ever explain.
A tipsy Nicole is the best kind of Nicole. Our lives are paralleled in many ways, and she’s an inspiration for me.
Lex has a timeshare in Mexico and we’re taking that fucker over.
Nancy walks with a sexy twist in her hips.
Anissa + Neil + Dancefloor = The most awesome photo to sum up how much fun the MamaPop party was.
Terra can dance better than most women I know and you’ll get lost in her eyes if you stare into them for too long.
Shannon still has ridiculously soft lips.
Erin has fabulous tits.
Megan is the kind of person I wish everyone in the world was. If you know her, you know exactly what I mean.
All facial hair makes me itchy because Aaron’s cheek kiss caused me to break out just like Joey’s do.
Grace looks like a Disney Princess when she sleeps, all posed and perfect. But it would have been creepy to take a photo of her. I ain’t her man!
Angie is a whole lot of marvelous.
Being around Maggie makes you feel like what drinking Butterbeer must – warm, fuzzy, happy, and slightly inebriated. And she makes the 80s look good.
Matthew is great in bed – lasts for hours and carries a portable sex swing with him every where he goes that he knows exactly how to use. He’s also huge, I mean like…cucumber huge.
Mishi, oh my Mishi. She gave me a camera tutorial on the way to the airport. I love my Mishi. That’s right, my Mishi.
Jim can take an accidental punch to the gut like a champ. There’s a reason why everyone loves him, and that there’s mine.
Loralee blushes when you compliment her, especially on those amazing eyes of hers and Momo is fucking TALL. And perfect, in every way.
Tanis was a virgin and Katie calms me down, and is the perfect person to chill with. Her voice to me is like Yanni to lame people.
Kelly is too wonderful a person to not have in my life.
Sweetney can’t take a bad photo, and she throws one HELL of a party.
Heather B. does have a force field of awesome around her, but it’s totally easily penetrable. So maybe it’s not quite a force field…but like…a glow. Or some shit. You get what I’m trying to say, right? Heather B. = Awesome.
Jenny, oh my darling Jenny. There’s nothing I can say about her except that she’s perceptive as hell and I’m staying the fuck away from Chris Mann from now on.
Well, maybe. I mean, he’s really fucking hot. And I would be talking to him on the night I looked my absolute worst.
Rachel is just…I don’t even know. I wanted to go home with her, I’m so happy to be able to call her my friend. She is beautiful.
Janet thinks I’m adorable and will give PepsiCo a lot more than they bargained for if they ask her.
V is too sexy to be my friend and I quit her now.
Tara (in the middle, between the awesome Kelli & Cara) is the type of person every company should send to BlogHer to represent them. And she doesn’t snore.
Tracey thought I’d be much more of an asshole, and I pleasantly surprised her. Ha. She also doesn’t snore.
BHJ could step on me if he wanted to, but that doesn’t intimidate me. It’s his talent that does, and I hope he changes his mind. Edit: His blog is now defunct. I feel sorry for you if you were never able to bask in his glow. Maybe he’ll return one day.
Kelly uses Dermologica to wash her face at night, gives great advice and makes me laugh like no other.
Isabel and Yvonne own the fucking dance floor when BBD comes on.
It’s impossible not to fall madly in love with Michael.
Lindsay likes to do the robot and Angella likes to laugh at her when she does.
The gals from Canada are the sweetest/funniest/hottest.
Also, I learned that when someone else is taking my photo, I have a habit of looking at that person instead of the camera. And then I look cross eyed or something. Oh, and flash makes my eyes go lazy and I look drunk or high.
There were so many people I got to see this year, again or for the first time in the flesh that I’m really happy I did. I hope to see every single one of you there next year in New York City (NEW YORK CITY?!?).
*If you’re not here, you’re probably in my Flickrstream if you saw me point my Nikon at you, there are about 250 shots from BlogHer. And Jesus the comments on them already are so fucking funny.
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Listening to: Michael Jackson – I Can’t Help It
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July 28, 2009 at 10:08 pm
You, my love, are more awesome that I expected. Your bar was set high, and you totally exceeded it.
As for Mishi, she’s mine, bitch. Back the fuck off or I will cut you deeply.
Great pictures! You have me sold on 2010!
P.S. You’re gorgeous.
I loved this. And I love you. I want to take you home with me.
July 28, 2009 at 10:16 pm
It was really a thrill to see your beautiful face up close and hear your voice. Getting that hug on Thursday night was fabulous. I can’t wait to see you again – hopefully for longer periods of time. ;-)
You look like you had so much fun. have I mentioned that you’re hot?
Great shots and so nice to see you again!
GREAT recap.
I’m excited that just the back of my head made your photo post. ;-)
This post makes me want to beat my head on the wall for being sick and missing like 90% of the cool stuff. WAHHH!
Hey, I am new here and I follow you on twitter. I have just never commented before.
Anyway, one of the best re-caps I have seen and I wasn’t even there! Loved your pics, you all look SO happy and that’s awesome.
WTF….What an awesome party I missed. Sadly I was in the niddle of moving. Damnit to hell. But next year….. I will be there. Watch out for me. I can party with the best. I am Irish and Indian. Which means I love my liquor and act like an effing fool. And love everyone.
Plus, I have great balls.
(Loved meeting you and talking to you. You are beautiful and amazing.)
awesome, awesome photos.
I love you. When you go big, you go cucumber big.
How about a foursome with the Canadian women? :)
I didn’t realize I had *that* much in common with Matty. I too carry a portable sex swing and enjoy a huge cucumber.
Dang. If only I hadn’t been so shy. :)
Maria, I fucking LOVE you. If you ever want to come and visit, I will roll out the red carpet accordingly. xo
I like the new tattoo. I was eavsdropping on you at the 704 party when you were telling someone about it and when I was going to say hi, you were gone. I love a good tattoo and the story behind it.
Awesome !! Love the photos — it was great to meet you !!
Woman! It was so amazing meeting you!
You, my friend, are such a cool gal. I’ve always loved your blog, but having met you, it’s not even comparable to how rad you are. And your photos are mesmerizing. Except for that one of me in this post. WTF? ;)
I was doin’ good. Laughing and awww’ing and loving the pics and then dammit. You have to go and do that.
I would absolutely take you home with me. I’m blessed to call you my friend and now I have to go wipe the tears from my eyes.
Maria, Thank you.
You bless me and you have for a long time and I hope that we always will bless each other and call each other friends.
Your place in my heart is more solid than steel, warmer than butterbeer and more brilliant than rainbows.
I love so much, my darling Maria.
Tee hee! Awesome write-up, and photo fest!
Cheers!!!
I hadn’t stumbled across that photo of Lindsay and I yet. Love it. And YOU.
Can you come to Canada? Please?
I think this might be my fav BlogHer post…kind to everyone and filled with good pictures of folks who are having fun and happy. Thanks for posting, and I’m very happy I got to meet you last weekend!
Where am I?! You should photoshop me making out with you. Get on that.
(Glad you had fun!)
Your BlogHer pics are by far the best I’ve seen so far. It looks like an awesome time was had by all.
It was worth all the blood I spit up after that. I think you hit a liver. But know what? Getting assaulted by you is a rare treat. I’m looking for the jab-cross-left hook combo next year.
Please tell me there’s a photo of us?!?!??!
Great to see you again.
I already have my ticket for NY. You better be there, bitch.
what i learned by NOT being at blogher ‘09? that i really need to go to blogher ‘10.
sigh.
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