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BusyDad: FuckShitStupid

September 26th, 2008 Posted in Guests

“Jim is a really great guy. You know how you meet some people and you can automatically tell that they are genuinely good folk - from the very beginning? He’s like that. I’m happy to give him a space to let out all the profanity that he can’t  on his own blog. All he had to do for me in return was agree to get his really, really, super hot  fireman friend drunk when I come visit so that I’m able to take advantage of him. Good deal, I’d say.”

If you already know me, how the hell are ya!? For those of you who have never heard of me, don’t worry, this daddy is a made man within the inner circles of the Mommy Blogging Mafia. Blogher 08. Shots. That’s all I’m authorized to divulge about the initiation ceremony.

It feels really good to chill for a minute and do a guest post on Maria’s blog, because Maria is a what’s happenin hotstuff and I can write words like fuck and shit and stupid (That’s a no-no word. Proof I’m a dad). I try to keep the language fairly clean on my blog because Fury (my kid’s real-life nickname) loves to read about himself, and he knows the bad words. But here? Gloves come off, fuckers.

Posts I Would Have Re-Named If I Cursed on My Blog

(Because I am not a link whore, I did not hyperlink these. Traffic to my blog is not the point here. I’m just having fun with swear words. But if you are actually interested, you can find quick links to all of these on my blog post where I send everyone here.)

  • Knocking Out My Demons –

Watch Me Almost Get Knocked the Fuck Out

  • (Toy) Breaking News –

Bitch Ass Dogs Chewed the Collector’s Edition Action Figures I Got From the Star Wars Convention

  • Homies On A Train –

Scared Shitless

  • Darwin Would Be Proud –

That Darwin Was One Smart Motherfucker

  • Giving it the Old Jamaican Bobsled Try… –

Who the Fuck Nominated Me? You Fuckin’ Rule

  • In Other News Vol. 1-4 –

Giving Away Shit So You’ll Like Me, Vol. 1-4

  • If Fury Wants To Hang Out, Dial 9-1-1 –

You Bitches Just Like Me For My Hot Fireman Friend

  • Always Late –

Hanging with Hawt Bitches at BlogHo 08

  • I Must Really Like You Guys –

I Can Cook Really Good Shit

  • Rollin’ on tha Eastside… The Far Eastside –

I Spent Too Much Fucking Time Editing This Video. You Better Watch It And Comment the Shit Out of It. Yeah, This Title is Long. Fuck You.

  • Do Parent Bloggers Exploit Their Children For Personal Gain? Yoouuu Betcha! –

I Met Amy Adams and Pussied Out Like a Punk Bitch

  • Yo Mama Reads Alltop! –

Fuck Yeah! Guy Kawasaki Likes Me

  • ARRRRRGH! –

FUUUUUCK!

  • 10 Hours –

Get Me a Fucking Drink

  • Not Your Father’s “Dad” –

So This Post Sucks Ass. It’s My First One. Fuck You Very Much. 

And here are some posts I would have written if I cursed on my blog:

“To All You Shitwads Who Think Dads Can’t Parent, Fuck You”
“To All You Shitwads Who Serve As Examples of Why Dads Can’t Parent, Fuck You Even More”
“Shit, my 15th College Reunion is Coming Up, and The Only Update I Could Send For the Alum Book Was I Have a Dad Blog. Fucking Harvard Grad FAIL.”
“The Internet is Fucking Me Up. Why Can’t I Leave a Reservation Under BusyDad?”
“Fuckin A. I Love Being a Dad.”
“Maria Rocks”

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43 Responses to “BusyDad: FuckShitStupid”

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  1. Auds at Barking Mad Says:

    That was awesome! So awesome in fact that now I have to figure out what to do with a screaming two year old who was woken up by her mommy’s hysterical laughter! But it was worth it…so very very worth it.

    Now she wants to know what was so funny.



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  3. Tara R. Says:

    You fucking rawk … I wouldn’t say that on my blog either, but I’d think it. Next year at BlogHer, you, me, and a couple frosty Newcastles. Deal?



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  5. flutter Says:

    Hanging with Hawt Bitches at BlogHo 08

    my personal favorite

    The latest from flutter…I don’t even know where this is going



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  7. .Ophelia Mourne. Says:

    fuck yes!!

    The latest from .Ophelia Mourne….Impromptu House Party



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  9. BusyDad Says:

    Fuckin thanks y’all! I was watching the Office and forgot to hit publish on my post. So, if you clicked over and did not see the post I was referring to, then sorry!! Guest Post FAIL.

    The latest from BusyDad…I Swear



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  11. Siobhan Says:

    That was hilarious.

    The latest from Siobhan…T13: Very Superstitious



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  13. BusyDad Says:

    … and hell yes, Tara. I think we can swear at Blogher too.

    The latest from BusyDad…I Swear



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  15. the planet of janet Says:

    hi-fucking-larious!

    The latest from the planet of janet…Food for thought



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  17. Maggie's Mind Says:

    I have zero reason not to swear on my blog if I want, but I don’t, or rarely. Awesome fucking post. ;)

    The latest from Maggie’s Mind…Haiku Friday 9/26/08



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  19. Kelley Says:

    Fucking awesome isn’t it?

    You need a swearing blog dude, you are a fucking natural.

    The latest from Kelley…Be careful what you wish for.



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  21. Miss Says:

    Holy fucking shit, that was fucking funny. Bitch ass dogs. Bwahaha. However, I believe you meant I Met Amy Adams and Pussied Out Like a Punk ASS Bitch. Amy Adams FAIL.

    My favorite though…
    You Bitches Just Like Me For My Hot Fireman Friend
    And your cute kid. Dont forget it.

    The latest from Miss…Ocean Sized Love



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  23. Secret Agent Mama Says:

    There will forever be a spot in my heart for fucking BusyDad or Jimmy as I like to call you!

    The latest from Secret Agent Mama…Haiku Friday



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  25. Vic @ Glowstars Says:

    You know I’m waiting for all those posts to appear on BDB.

    The latest from Vic @ Glowstars…Missing Children



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  27. amy Says:

    I love you both! kisses!
    more drinking at 09!!!!

    The latest from amy…as my memory rests/but never forgets what I lost



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  29. OHmommy Says:

    Hanging with Hawt Bitches at BlogHo 08

    My favorite.

    This was the BEST way to start my morning. I am laughing out loud and love you more now. Awesome.

    The latest from OHmommy…Solving the world’s problems one toddler at a time



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  31. manager mom Says:

    “shitwad” could me my new favorite adopted swear.

    The latest from manager mom…Manager Mom’s Gallery Of Shame, Part 2



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  33. Meg Says:

    Wow! It’s great to know you can curse with the best of us.

    Fun post!

    The latest from Meg… Famous People, Foreigners & Foreign Films



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  35. Honeybell Says:

    This is hilarious, you might need to start a ‘Rated M for Mature’ blog!

    The latest from Honeybell… Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For



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  37. JCK Says:

    This was hysterical. Thanks for the laughs at 6am. Sorry I missed your shots initiation at Blogher.

    The latest from JCK… I believe my Mound of Venus has been RIPPED OFF



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  39. Ashlie- MommyCosm Says:

    Fucking hysterical!

    I LOVE the word “shitwad”. I’ve been partial to “Asshat” and “Fuckstick” lately. I do occasionally swear on my blog, but it’s almost naughty to go elsewhere to swear :)

    Oh, and I always find the coolest blogs through your posts at BusyDad. Love the picture up there. I’m going to hang out and read some more!

    The latest from Ashlie- MommyCosm… Haiku Friday: Homework



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  41. rawdawgbuffalo Says:

    glad im not the day u speaking and btw knocking out my demons is a song thanks for the title

    The latest from rawdawgbuffalo… She gotta give me my ax



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  43. Alex F Says:

    From another closet-cursing dad - FUCKIN A!!



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  45. Daddy Joe Says:

    I hope you fucking feel better. Kinda reminds me of my boss at my first job. Her preferred profanity was “Fucking Shit”.

    Anyway, your post was funny. You always write some good shit.

    Damn that WAS cathartic.



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  47. Tiffany Says:

    LMAO. I’ve been waiting for you to throw out a fuck here or there. It’s nice isn’t it? And you fucking rock. Oh and please post more pics of your hot fireman friend. HAHA Keep on fucking, I mean trucking. LOL

    The latest from Tiffany… I Feel Special



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  49. Ms. Maxwell Says:

    BD, I worship your dedication to the boundaries of cussin’ like a truck driver. Mr. O was at his wits end with Muggsy one night, and Muggsy finally just dissolved into a full blown tantrum asking for more “juicy.” Mr. O, in a rare moment of lost control, yelled back at him “OKAY! I’ll get you your fuckin’ juicy!” As he walked from the family room, where Muggsy was flopped down in the aftermath of this particularly productive outburst, Mr. O heard “…yeah…Daddy…I want some fuckin’ juicy…”

    Can’t wait for THAT to come out in preschool…

    The latest from Ms. Maxwell… Mom! There’s a duck in the backyard!



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  51. DFTF Says:

    I thought the suckage was hilarious, so keep right on sucking! (Um, yeah, that sounded exaaaaactly how I meant it to.)

    The latest from DFTF… Opie Goes to School



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  53. MommyTime Says:

    That was fucking awesome. I’m much for swearing on my blog because I’m too much of a goody two shoes, I suppose — but in real life, I can say “DAMN IT!” with the best of them. :)

    The latest from MommyTime… There Are Times When Only Poetry Will Suffice



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  55. don Says:

    You are simply marvelous, not too mention hilarious. I don’t think I’ve ever read a blog as well-written, creative, and humorous as yours.

    Where have you been all my blog life?

    The latest from don… Top Ten Reasons why blogger Suite B is getting married



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  57. Employee No. 3699 Says:

    Fucking funny, going to check out your blog now….

    The latest from Employee No. 3699… Banana Colada



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  59. April Says:

    Fucking HAWT, Busy Dad. But don’t let that bitch Maria take the fireman from me! I’m sure she’s gotten laid more recently than I have. I win.

    The latest from April… X Meets the Neighbors



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  61. Sybil Law Says:

    I am disappointed with the lack of picture of hot fucking friend.
    Otherwise, great fucking post!
    :)

    The latest from Sybil Law… Lovey Munsters



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  63. Kori Says:

    Jim, Jim, Jim. Do you have any idea how proud of you I am right this minute? There are tears, man. Real, honest tears of pride.

    The latest from Kori… So I Pissed You Off…..



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  65. BusyDad Says:

    @ auds oops!

    @ tara you know me so well

    @ flutter coming to BlogHo 09?

    @ ophelia rock the fuck on!

    @ siobhan I have my moments occasionally. thanks!

    @ janet said with authoritay! thanks!

    @ maggie I know what you mean. gratuitous swearing is worse than not swearing

    @ kelley it is liberating indeed. maybe I should, if just for therapy’s sake

    @ Miss that little fucker will always be my mojo

    @ Secret Agent Mama YOU can fuckin call me anything you want!

    @ Vic I would love to write them. once fury starts dropping f-bombs on his own maybe. then no one can blame the blog.

    @Amy I will hold you to it. you rock thanks!

    @OhMommy thanks OHMommy … or should I call you HawtBitch?

    @ managermom that just rolls off the tongue doesn’t it?

    @ Meg I’m a man of many hidden talents. Ok, not really a talent, hidden stuff.

    @ honeybell it would be a fuckin hoot. any non-curser mom/dads with me?

    @ JCK I’m all for do-overs

    @ ashlie Oh yes, Maria is da fuckin bomb.

    @ rawdawg I’m so not cool enough to get that sentence but fuckin thanks for reading and droppin the comment love

    @ Alex F let it out. you’re among friends

    @ daddy joe thanks man! fucking shit is a great word. sometimes shit isn’t emphatic enough.

    @ tiffany I’m glad you enjoyed my cursing coming out party!

    @ Ms Maxwell shit… now THAT’s fucking funny

    @ DFTF oh I suck alright! sometimes alot.

    @ mommytime seeing YOU drop the Fbomb made this post totally worthwhile.

    @ don that is a fucking good compliment. Thank you very very much. shit yo.

    @ employee it’s the same nonsensical shit. just more family friendly. thanks!

    @ April I think Joey would appreciate a good cage match with Maria to win his heart.

    @ Sybil I aim to please: http://www.busydadblog.com/entries/if-fury-wants-to-hang-out-dial-9-1-1.html

    @ Kori I feel like it’s graduation day or something :)

    The latest from BusyDad… I Swear



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  67. daddydan Says:

    Holy shit! BusyDad kicked fuckin’ ass on this guest post. Too funny, man!

    (I can’t curse at my site either.)



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  69. Maria Says:

    LOL. You are awesome.

    If I couldn’t swear on my site I’d be in serious trouble.

    The latest from Maria… tuesday morning, you sure look fine



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  71. Ashley Says:

    Precisely why you need a special “members” section on your blog…for the “special” posts

    The latest from Ashley… Just a Note



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  73. Half-Past Kissin' Time Says:

    Fucking brilliant, BD :)

    The latest from Half-Past Kissin’ Time… Friday Fragments



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  75. Momo Fali Says:

    Doesn’t it feel better to get that all out?

    The latest from Momo Fali… Let There Be Light, Eh?



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  77. Huckdoll Says:

    Bwaha..you said fuck. ;)

    The latest from Huckdoll… Not Beautiful Yet



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  79. Karen MEG Says:

    BD, I fuckin’ KNEW you had it in ya!Rolling on the floor here, just rolling  …



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  81. Mrs. Kitty Says:

    You fucking rock it BusyDad. And I definitely want to be included in the initiation ceremony BlogHer ‘09. That’s right Bitches.



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  83. Missives From Suburbia Says:

    I knew the real BD was lying in wait somewhere beneath that sweet daddy exterior. I love seeing it.

    The latest from Missives From Suburbia… I Cannot Tell a Lie



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  85. tanya25m Says:

    What an extremely lovely post!! ;-)



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