“Jim is a really great guy. You know how you meet some people and you can automatically tell that they are genuinely good folk – from the very beginning? He’s like that. I’m happy to give him a space to let out all the profanity that he can’t on his own blog. All he had to do for me in return was agree to get his really, really, super hot fireman friend drunk when I come visit so that I’m able to take advantage of him. Good deal, I’d say.”
If you already know me, how the hell are ya!? For those of you who have never heard of me, don’t worry, this daddy is a made man within the inner circles of the Mommy Blogging Mafia. Blogher 08. Shots. That’s all I’m authorized to divulge about the initiation ceremony.
It feels really good to chill for a minute and do a guest post on Maria’s blog, because Maria is a what’s happenin hotstuff and I can write words like fuck and shit and stupid (That’s a no-no word. Proof I’m a dad). I try to keep the language fairly clean on my blog because Fury (my kid’s real-life nickname) loves to read about himself, and he knows the bad words. But here? Gloves come off, fuckers.
Posts I Would Have Re-Named If I Cursed on My Blog
(Because I am not a link whore, I did not hyperlink these. Traffic to my blog is not the point here. I’m just having fun with swear words. But if you are actually interested, you can find quick links to all of these on my blog post where I send everyone here.)
- Knocking Out My Demons –
Watch Me Almost Get Knocked the Fuck Out
- (Toy) Breaking News –
Bitch Ass Dogs Chewed the Collector’s Edition Action Figures I Got From the Star Wars Convention
- Homies On A Train –
Scared Shitless
- Darwin Would Be Proud –
That Darwin Was One Smart Motherfucker
- Giving it the Old Jamaican Bobsled Try… –
Who the Fuck Nominated Me? You Fuckin’ Rule
- In Other News Vol. 1-4 –
Giving Away Shit So You’ll Like Me, Vol. 1-4
- If Fury Wants To Hang Out, Dial 9-1-1 –
You Bitches Just Like Me For My Hot Fireman Friend
- Always Late –
Hanging with Hawt Bitches at BlogHo 08
- I Must Really Like You Guys –
I Can Cook Really Good Shit
- Rollin’ on tha Eastside… The Far Eastside –
I Spent Too Much Fucking Time Editing This Video. You Better Watch It And Comment the Shit Out of It. Yeah, This Title is Long. Fuck You.
- Do Parent Bloggers Exploit Their Children For Personal Gain? Yoouuu Betcha! –
I Met Amy Adams and Pussied Out Like a Punk Bitch
- Yo Mama Reads Alltop! –
Fuck Yeah! Guy Kawasaki Likes Me
- ARRRRRGH! –
FUUUUUCK!
- 10 Hours –
Get Me a Fucking Drink
- Not Your Father’s “Dad” –
So This Post Sucks Ass. It’s My First One. Fuck You Very Much.
And here are some posts I would have written if I cursed on my blog:
“To All You Shitwads Who Think Dads Can’t Parent, Fuck You”
“To All You Shitwads Who Serve As Examples of Why Dads Can’t Parent, Fuck You Even More”
“Shit, my 15th College Reunion is Coming Up, and The Only Update I Could Send For the Alum Book Was I Have a Dad Blog. Fucking Harvard Grad FAIL.”
“The Internet is Fucking Me Up. Why Can’t I Leave a Reservation Under BusyDad?”
“Fuckin A. I Love Being a Dad.”
“Maria Rocks”










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That was awesome! So awesome in fact that now I have to figure out what to do with a screaming two year old who was woken up by her mommy’s hysterical laughter! But it was worth it…so very very worth it.
Now she wants to know what was so funny.
You fucking rawk … I wouldn’t say that on my blog either, but I’d think it. Next year at BlogHer, you, me, and a couple frosty Newcastles. Deal?
Hanging with Hawt Bitches at BlogHo 08
my personal favorite
The latest from flutter…I don’t even know where this is going
fuck yes!!
The latest from .Ophelia Mourne….Impromptu House Party
Fuckin thanks y’all! I was watching the Office and forgot to hit publish on my post. So, if you clicked over and did not see the post I was referring to, then sorry!! Guest Post FAIL.
The latest from BusyDad…I Swear
That was hilarious.
The latest from Siobhan…T13: Very Superstitious
… and hell yes, Tara. I think we can swear at Blogher too.
The latest from BusyDad…I Swear
hi-fucking-larious!
The latest from the planet of janet…Food for thought
I have zero reason not to swear on my blog if I want, but I don’t, or rarely. Awesome fucking post. ;)
The latest from Maggie’s Mind…Haiku Friday 9/26/08
Fucking awesome isn’t it?
You need a swearing blog dude, you are a fucking natural.
The latest from Kelley…Be careful what you wish for.
Holy fucking shit, that was fucking funny. Bitch ass dogs. Bwahaha. However, I believe you meant I Met Amy Adams and Pussied Out Like a Punk ASS Bitch. Amy Adams FAIL.
My favorite though…
You Bitches Just Like Me For My Hot Fireman Friend
And your cute kid. Dont forget it.
The latest from Miss…Ocean Sized Love
There will forever be a spot in my heart for fucking BusyDad or Jimmy as I like to call you!
The latest from Secret Agent Mama…Haiku Friday
You know I’m waiting for all those posts to appear on BDB.
The latest from Vic @ Glowstars…Missing Children
I love you both! kisses!
more drinking at 09!!!!
The latest from amy…as my memory rests/but never forgets what I lost
September 26, 2008 at 7:40 am
Hanging with Hawt Bitches at BlogHo 08
My favorite.
This was the BEST way to start my morning. I am laughing out loud and love you more now. Awesome.
The latest from OHmommy…Solving the world’s problems one toddler at a time
“shitwad” could me my new favorite adopted swear.
The latest from manager mom…Manager Mom’s Gallery Of Shame, Part 2
Wow! It’s great to know you can curse with the best of us.
Fun post!
The latest from Meg… Famous People, Foreigners & Foreign Films
This is hilarious, you might need to start a ‘Rated M for Mature’ blog!
The latest from Honeybell… Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
This was hysterical. Thanks for the laughs at 6am. Sorry I missed your shots initiation at Blogher.
The latest from JCK… I believe my Mound of Venus has been RIPPED OFF
Fucking hysterical!
I LOVE the word “shitwad”. I’ve been partial to “Asshat” and “Fuckstick” lately. I do occasionally swear on my blog, but it’s almost naughty to go elsewhere to swear :)
Oh, and I always find the coolest blogs through your posts at BusyDad. Love the picture up there. I’m going to hang out and read some more!
The latest from Ashlie- MommyCosm… Haiku Friday: Homework
glad im not the day u speaking and btw knocking out my demons is a song thanks for the title
The latest from rawdawgbuffalo… She gotta give me my ax
From another closet-cursing dad – FUCKIN A!!
I hope you fucking feel better. Kinda reminds me of my boss at my first job. Her preferred profanity was “Fucking Shit”.
Anyway, your post was funny. You always write some good shit.
Damn that WAS cathartic.
LMAO. I’ve been waiting for you to throw out a fuck here or there. It’s nice isn’t it? And you fucking rock. Oh and please post more pics of your hot fireman friend. HAHA Keep on fucking, I mean trucking. LOL
The latest from Tiffany… I Feel Special
BD, I worship your dedication to the boundaries of cussin’ like a truck driver. Mr. O was at his wits end with Muggsy one night, and Muggsy finally just dissolved into a full blown tantrum asking for more “juicy.” Mr. O, in a rare moment of lost control, yelled back at him “OKAY! I’ll get you your fuckin’ juicy!” As he walked from the family room, where Muggsy was flopped down in the aftermath of this particularly productive outburst, Mr. O heard “…yeah…Daddy…I want some fuckin’ juicy…”
Can’t wait for THAT to come out in preschool…
The latest from Ms. Maxwell… Mom! There’s a duck in the backyard!
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