Come out, come out where ever you are…
I am declaring today Immoral Matriarch Delurking Day. I ask that if you are someone that reads but doesn’t like to comment that you do so today. I want to tell you how much I adore you. If it’s your first time here and you like what you see, or if we’ve fallen out of touch and you happen to be reading this, let me know. If you always read me in your reader, click over and make an exception! Even if you just leave a smiley. If you’re not a lurker, say hello too. I’d like to see how many people are out there today. It’ll be just this one day a year, I promise. I saw someone else do this on their blog, and I’m just curious. (:
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I’ve been in a blogging funk lately. So, I’ll be taking a break for about two or three weeks at the end of this month, going into the next. I’ve lined up some awesome guest posters [like seriously, AWESOME] for you during that time, and a couple of people want to rent out this space for the weekend so we’ll have those coming up soon as well. I have enough posts already written to last me up until then, but I’ll warn you, they suck.
By the time my self-imposed hiatus comes along, believe me, you’ll be ready for me to be gone.
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I’ll leave you with this gem. Try not to have wet dreams. :)
Lesbian Dad, ME!, Mr. Lady
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I WANNA BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT. JUST THIS ONCE!!!! So I gota be quick or else your other stalkers will beat me to it.
I don’t exactly “lurk” so I don’t know if I am supposed to comment, but I am doing it anyway!
The latest from Kristie…What?
Fuck you, not gonna delurk.
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I second Avitable!
The latest from Sybil Law…Big Bang
That’s a totally awesome picture. *swoon*
The latest from Mr Lady…Denver DNC Recap: The Important Stuff Part One
Uh, hi. How are you? Nice party.
Totally guilty of staying in my feedreader. I’m slack like that.
The latest from Missy…Upside Down
I don’t lurk, but here I am.
The latest from Jessica Gottlieb…On Sizism and Fatphobia
I’m not a dirty lurker. How dare you. :)
The latest from Miss…The imaginary perfect ending
Hey honey! *waves*
Not really a lurker, but hi! Enjoy your hiatus!
The latest from Elizabeth…Homes I Love
Never read your blog before. Got an email from Divine Caroline and your site had the most votes so far in the Parenting category, so I thought I’d drop by and see what the fuss was about. I enjoyed reading your blog. To quote the Governator, “I’ll be back.”
The latest from LuAnn…Passing Along "Wisdom" to the Next Generation
You know I love you, babe.
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Not a lurker, but you already know that ;-) Can’t wait to see who your blogsitters are!! :-)
Enjoy your much deserved hiatus and your Maria, Girls time :-)
The latest from rachel…Monkey See? Monkey Spoiled.
Not a lurker. But saying hi anyway!
The latest from Mandy…We’re Back in the Saddle, Baby!
You, posting a sucky post? I’ll believe it when I see it.
The latest from dysfunctional mom…Ladies, this is not pretty.
Don’t we get a vote or something? Not sure that your “hiatus” is sanctioned. I demand to be entertained. Oh, what’s that you say? This is YOUR damn blog! Well, then fine - take your “break”! See if … oh, who am I kidding. I’ll still be here. And I’ll probably enjoy every minute of the blog-sitters too. Is Lesbian Dad coming over? After seeing you two on a panel together, I can only imagine the foul language she’d throw around on your site.
:)
The latest from Maggie’s Mind…Beer, Sushi, Friendship and Goodbyes
I totally had this idea but just never got around to it - now I’m gonna look like a copycat. Gee thanks. I snoozed, I loozed. Have a nice hiatus. We’ll miss you.
The latest from merlotmom…She’s Baaaack!
Lurker
love your eloquence, your unabashed love of the language. I wish I had the balls to say the things you do!
I don’t lurk here, because you always inspire me to say something. But, I just thought I’d say HI! And I hope your time off refreshes you!
The latest from Rachael…Wordless Wednesday: Wedding!
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i dont lurk, but i’ll say hiya here this time too! :)
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I did this a while back and it was so much fun to see who would come out of the lurking shadows!
I am a relatively new reader and I have commented here a few times…HI! :)
The latest from cindy…Information
Not sure I can be called a lurker (yet) as this is only the second post I’ve read. Caught your post on DMD and loved it so here I am.
Er, hi! :)
here I am!
The latest from manager mom…At Least I Know What She Wanted To Buy At Target
Delurking twice in one year is a big deal, ya heard?
OK… It’s early. I’ve delurked. And now I have to get my kidlets ready for school. Can someone come over and do my morning to-do list for me? pretty please. There are a few oatmeal raisin cookies for you if you do. ;)
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Well. I don’t lurk here, but I’m leaving a comment anyways.
Howdy!
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I can’t see the picture! You hate me.
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Muwah and hello.
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I don’t lurk, but I’ll comment, of course.
How come I can’t see the picture?
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Enjoy your non-blogging time, Maria. I think we all need a break sometimes.
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Hi.
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Dude, I’m a total lurker. :) Sorry, I just love your posts so much, I don’t see how I could possibly add to them.
You know I love you, though, right?
So not a lurker but hi anyway!
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You know I comment but um …nice photo. I guess.
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:p
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Not so much a lurker as I am a lovah!
Miss you much.
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hey….wait a second!! I think that was Mr Lady kissing ME!!!
Have a great break, honey. I hope you write your great American novel.
I think you’re a very good writer, with a LOT of potential - the best part about you is that YOU ARE REAL. You ain’t afraid to bring it. I love that about you.
Writers always have room for improvement.
I’m a pretty good editor if you need any help. ;) It’s always easier to edit someone else’s work!
xoxo
The latest from VDog…There. I Said It.
Love the blog…first time commenter.
I’ve only been half-lurking. Lately I’ve tried not to. I know how much I hate other people doing it to me…
Have a great day!
The latest from Pare…Um.
Well, sometimes I comment, and sometimes I don’t, but you’re always ALWAYS in my reader. {{luffs}}
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I think I’m more in the “stalker”, rather than “lurker” category.
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hi hi
end comment…
…commence lurking :op
The latest from .Ophelia….
I’m not a total lurker - but HI!
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I lurve you too much to lurk; but you knew that ;)
The latest from Karen MEG…"Wordless Wednesday"
Yo! I don’t blog but I read you all the time. Have a nice break.
Just saying hi, since you asked so nicely :-) I read always and comment sometimes, I’m moody like that.
Bummed to hear about your hiatus, you’re writing will be missed, it always makes me smile.
The latest from Molly…The Battle
Delurking here… actually, first time. Found you via The Blogess, who is a goddess.
You are funny.
Funny is good.
I will read again.
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Hi! I haven’t been commenting regularly, because I’m out of interesting things to say. But hi anyway!
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Popping up to say Hi!