I am declaring today Immoral Matriarch Delurking Day. I ask that if you are someone that reads but doesn’t like to comment that you do so today. I want to tell you how much I adore you. If it’s your first time here and you like what you see, or if we’ve fallen out of touch and you happen to be reading this, let me know. If you always read me in your reader, click over and make an exception! Even if you just leave a smiley. If you’re not a lurker, say hello too. I’d like to see how many people are out there today. It’ll be just this one day a year, I promise. I saw someone else do this on their blog, and I’m just curious. (:
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I’ve been in a blogging funk lately. So, I’ll be taking a break for about two or three weeks at the end of this month, going into the next. I’ve lined up some awesome guest posters [like seriously, AWESOME] for you during that time, and a couple of people want to rent out this space for the weekend so we’ll have those coming up soon as well. I have enough posts already written to last me up until then, but I’ll warn you, they suck.
By the time my self-imposed hiatus comes along, believe me, you’ll be ready for me to be gone.
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I’ll leave you with this gem. Try not to have wet dreams. :)
Lesbian Dad, ME!, Mr. Lady
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I WANNA BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT. JUST THIS ONCE!!!! So I gota be quick or else your other stalkers will beat me to it.
I don’t exactly “lurk” so I don’t know if I am supposed to comment, but I am doing it anyway!
The latest from Kristie…What?
Fuck you, not gonna delurk.
The latest from Avitable…Conversations between two girls
I second Avitable!
The latest from Sybil Law…Big Bang
That’s a totally awesome picture. *swoon*
The latest from Mr Lady…Denver DNC Recap: The Important Stuff Part One
Uh, hi. How are you? Nice party.
Totally guilty of staying in my feedreader. I’m slack like that.
The latest from Missy…Upside Down
I don’t lurk, but here I am.
The latest from Jessica Gottlieb…On Sizism and Fatphobia
I’m not a dirty lurker. How dare you. :)
The latest from Miss…The imaginary perfect ending
Hey honey! *waves*
Not really a lurker, but hi! Enjoy your hiatus!
The latest from Elizabeth…Homes I Love
Never read your blog before. Got an email from Divine Caroline and your site had the most votes so far in the Parenting category, so I thought I’d drop by and see what the fuss was about. I enjoyed reading your blog. To quote the Governator, “I’ll be back.”
The latest from LuAnn…Passing Along "Wisdom" to the Next Generation
You know I love you, babe.
The latest from Angella…Seasons Change
Not a lurker, but you already know that ;-) Can’t wait to see who your blogsitters are!! :-)
Enjoy your much deserved hiatus and your Maria, Girls time :-)
The latest from rachel…Monkey See? Monkey Spoiled.
Not a lurker. But saying hi anyway!
The latest from Mandy…We’re Back in the Saddle, Baby!
You, posting a sucky post? I’ll believe it when I see it.
The latest from dysfunctional mom…Ladies, this is not pretty.
Don’t we get a vote or something? Not sure that your “hiatus” is sanctioned. I demand to be entertained. Oh, what’s that you say? This is YOUR damn blog! Well, then fine – take your “break”! See if … oh, who am I kidding. I’ll still be here. And I’ll probably enjoy every minute of the blog-sitters too. Is Lesbian Dad coming over? After seeing you two on a panel together, I can only imagine the foul language she’d throw around on your site.
:)
The latest from Maggie’s Mind…Beer, Sushi, Friendship and Goodbyes
I totally had this idea but just never got around to it – now I’m gonna look like a copycat. Gee thanks. I snoozed, I loozed. Have a nice hiatus. We’ll miss you.
The latest from merlotmom…She’s Baaaack!
Lurker
love your eloquence, your unabashed love of the language. I wish I had the balls to say the things you do!
I don’t lurk here, because you always inspire me to say something. But, I just thought I’d say HI! And I hope your time off refreshes you!
The latest from Rachael…Wordless Wednesday: Wedding!
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i dont lurk, but i’ll say hiya here this time too! :)
The latest from the planet of janet…A tale of two shopping trips
I did this a while back and it was so much fun to see who would come out of the lurking shadows!
I am a relatively new reader and I have commented here a few times…HI! :)
The latest from cindy…Information
Not sure I can be called a lurker (yet) as this is only the second post I’ve read. Caught your post on DMD and loved it so here I am.
Er, hi! :)
here I am!
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