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Come out, come out where ever you are…

September 3rd, 2008 Posted in Comical, blogging

I am declaring today Immoral Matriarch Delurking Day. I ask that if you are someone that reads but doesn’t like to comment that you do so today. I want to tell you how much I adore you. If it’s your first time here and you like what you see, or if we’ve fallen out of touch and you happen to be reading this, let me know.  If you always read me in your reader, click over and make an exception! Even if you just leave a smiley. If you’re not a lurker, say hello too. I’d like to see how many people are out there today. It’ll be just this one day a year, I promise. I saw someone else do this on their blog, and I’m just curious. (:

***

I’ve been in a blogging funk lately. So, I’ll be taking a break for about two or three weeks at the end of this month, going into the next. I’ve lined up some awesome guest posters [like seriously, AWESOME] for you during that time, and a couple of people want to rent out this space for the weekend so we’ll have those coming up soon as well. I have enough posts already written to last me up until then, but I’ll warn you, they suck.

By the time my self-imposed hiatus comes along, believe me, you’ll be ready for me to be gone.

***

I’ll leave you with this gem. Try not to have wet dreams. :)

Lesbian Dad, ME!, Mr. Lady

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94 Responses to “Come out, come out where ever you are…”

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  1. Kristie Says:

    I WANNA BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT. JUST THIS ONCE!!!! So I gota be quick or else your other stalkers will beat me to it.

    I don’t exactly “lurk” so I don’t know if I am supposed to comment, but I am doing it anyway!

    The latest from Kristie…What?



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  3. Avitable Says:

    Fuck you, not gonna delurk.

    The latest from Avitable…Conversations between two girls



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  5. Sybil Law Says:

    I second Avitable!

    The latest from Sybil Law…Big Bang



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  7. Mr Lady Says:

    That’s a totally awesome picture. *swoon*

    The latest from Mr Lady…Denver DNC Recap: The Important Stuff Part One



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  9. Naomi Says:

    Uh, hi. How are you? Nice party.



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  11. Missy Says:

    Totally guilty of staying in my feedreader. I’m slack like that.

    The latest from Missy…Upside Down



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  13. Jessica Gottlieb Says:

    I don’t lurk, but here I am.

    The latest from Jessica Gottlieb…On Sizism and Fatphobia



  14. 8
  15. Miss Says:

    I’m not a dirty lurker. How dare you. :)

    The latest from Miss…The imaginary perfect ending



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  17. mary Says:

    Hey honey! *waves*



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  19. Elizabeth Says:

    Not really a lurker, but hi! Enjoy your hiatus!

    The latest from Elizabeth…Homes I Love



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  21. LuAnn Says:

    Never read your blog before. Got an email from Divine Caroline and your site had the most votes so far in the Parenting category, so I thought I’d drop by and see what the fuss was about. I enjoyed reading your blog. To quote the Governator, “I’ll be back.”

    The latest from LuAnn…Passing Along "Wisdom" to the Next Generation



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  23. Angella Says:

    You know I love you, babe.

    The latest from Angella…Seasons Change



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  25. rachel Says:

    Not a lurker, but you already know that ;-) Can’t wait to see who your blogsitters are!! :-)

    Enjoy your much deserved hiatus and your Maria, Girls time :-)

    The latest from rachel…Monkey See? Monkey Spoiled.



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  27. Mandy Says:

    Not a lurker. But saying hi anyway!

    The latest from Mandy…We’re Back in the Saddle, Baby!



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  29. dysfunctional mom Says:

    You, posting a sucky post? I’ll believe it when I see it.

    The latest from dysfunctional mom…Ladies, this is not pretty.



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  31. Catherine Says:

    Don’t we get a vote or something? Not sure that your “hiatus” is sanctioned. I demand to be entertained. Oh, what’s that you say? This is YOUR damn blog! Well, then fine - take your “break”! See if … oh, who am I kidding. I’ll still be here. And I’ll probably enjoy every minute of the blog-sitters too. Is Lesbian Dad coming over? After seeing you two on a panel together, I can only imagine the foul language she’d throw around on your site.



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  33. Maggie's Mind Says:

    :)

    The latest from Maggie’s Mind…Beer, Sushi, Friendship and Goodbyes



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  35. merlotmom Says:

    I totally had this idea but just never got around to it - now I’m gonna look like a copycat. Gee thanks. I snoozed, I loozed. Have a nice hiatus. We’ll miss you.

    The latest from merlotmom…She’s Baaaack!



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  37. Roxie Says:

    Lurker
    love your eloquence, your unabashed love of the language. I wish I had the balls to say the things you do!



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  39. Rachael Says:

    I don’t lurk here, because you always inspire me to say something. But, I just thought I’d say HI! And I hope your time off refreshes you!

    The latest from Rachael…Wordless Wednesday: Wedding!



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  41. Catherine Says:

    :[



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  43. the planet of janet Says:

    i dont lurk, but i’ll say hiya here this time too! :)

    The latest from the planet of janet…A tale of two shopping trips



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  45. cindy Says:

    I did this a while back and it was so much fun to see who would come out of the lurking shadows!
    I am a relatively new reader and I have commented here a few times…HI! :)

    The latest from cindy…Information



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  47. Vic @ Glowstars Says:

    Not sure I can be called a lurker (yet) as this is only the second post I’ve read. Caught your post on DMD and loved it so here I am.
    Er, hi! :)



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  49. manager mom Says:

    here I am!

    The latest from manager mom…At Least I Know What She Wanted To Buy At Target



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  51. Veep Veep Says:

    Delurking twice in one year is a big deal, ya heard?

    OK… It’s early. I’ve delurked. And now I have to get my kidlets ready for school. Can someone come over and do my morning to-do list for me? pretty please. There are a few oatmeal raisin cookies for you if you do. ;)

    The latest from Veep Veep…School’s Back No more Summer



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  53. Lynette Says:

    Well. I don’t lurk here, but I’m leaving a comment anyways.

    Howdy!

    The latest from Lynette…Our First Day



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  55. Shania Says:

    I can’t see the picture! You hate me.

    The latest from Shania…Let’s have a bit of humor, shall we?



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  57. tracey Says:

    Muwah and hello.

    The latest from tracey…How to earn my loyalty…



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  59. Jen @ The Cubicle's Backporch Says:

    I don’t lurk, but I’ll comment, of course.

    How come I can’t see the picture?

    The latest from Jen @ The Cubicle’s Backporch…MeMe- The Bucket List



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  61. Nissa Says:

    Enjoy your non-blogging time, Maria. I think we all need a break sometimes.

    The latest from Nissa…We now interrupt today’s post..



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  63. Carolyn Online Says:

    Hi.

    The latest from Carolyn Online…Yank. Pay. Drink.



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  65. Sara Says:

    Dude, I’m a total lurker. :) Sorry, I just love your posts so much, I don’t see how I could possibly add to them.

    You know I love you, though, right?



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  67. Don Mills DIva Says:

    So not a lurker but hi anyway!

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  69. Renee aka MekhisMom Says:

    You know I comment but um …nice photo. I guess.

    The latest from Renee aka MekhisMom…Who’s A Winner?



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  71. Stephanie Says:

    :p

    The latest from Stephanie…Cindy’s Baby Shower



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  73. Betsey Says:

    Not so much a lurker as I am a lovah!

    Miss you much.

    The latest from Betsey…The Sweet Spot or Knowing Your Audience



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  75. VDog Says:

    hey….wait a second!! I think that was Mr Lady kissing ME!!!

    Have a great break, honey. I hope you write your great American novel.

    I think you’re a very good writer, with a LOT of potential - the best part about you is that YOU ARE REAL. You ain’t afraid to bring it. I love that about you.
    Writers always have room for improvement.
    I’m a pretty good editor if you need any help. ;) It’s always easier to edit someone else’s work!

    xoxo

    The latest from VDog…There. I Said It.



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  77. Jenny Says:

    Love the blog…first time commenter.



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  79. Pare Says:

    I’ve only been half-lurking. Lately I’ve tried not to. I know how much I hate other people doing it to me…

    Have a great day!

    The latest from Pare…Um.



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  81. MomBabe Says:

    Well, sometimes I comment, and sometimes I don’t, but you’re always ALWAYS in my reader. {{luffs}}

    The latest from MomBabe…A Tale



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  83. Honeybell Says:

    I think I’m more in the “stalker”, rather than “lurker” category.

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  85. .Ophelia. Says:

    hi hi

    end comment…

    …commence lurking :op

    The latest from .Ophelia….



  86. 44
  87. donna Says:

    I’m not a total lurker - but HI!

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  88. 45
  89. Karen MEG Says:

    I lurve you too much to lurk; but you knew that ;)

    The latest from Karen MEG…"Wordless Wednesday"



  90. 46
  91. Shelly Says:

    Yo! I don’t blog but I read you all the time. Have a nice break.



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  93. Molly Says:

    Just saying hi, since you asked so nicely :-) I read always and comment sometimes, I’m moody like that.

    Bummed to hear about your hiatus, you’re writing will be missed, it always makes me smile.

    The latest from Molly…The Battle



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  95. Lianne Says:

    Delurking here… actually, first time. Found you via The Blogess, who is a goddess.

    You are funny.
    Funny is good.

    I will read again.

    The latest from Lianne…A thought on transitions



  96. 49
  97. Sadia Says:

    Hi! I haven’t been commenting regularly, because I’m out of interesting things to say. But hi anyway!

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  98. 50
  99. Connie Says:

    Popping up to say Hi!



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  101. Miss Grace Says:

    Oh I’m not shy about commenting deary love.

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  103. ohmommy Says:

    Hi.

    Can you see me waving my hand? Hi!!!

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  105. robyn Says:

    hi.



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  107. Peter Parkour Says:

    :p Boo!

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  108. 55
  109. Captain Steve Says:

    :cool:

    The latest from Captain Steve…An Open Letter To Jo March



  110. 56
  111. Slick Says:

    I’m delurking!!

    Wait, I already have.

    Dammit.

    I still get bonus points, right?



  112. 57
  113. Tess Says:

    Hi. But you knew I was here all along.



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  115. Secret Agent Mama Says:

    Just showing you some LOVE! :love:

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  117. Lori Says:

    I click over every once and awhile, but I read in my reader all the time.

    The latest from Lori…Yikes!



  118. 60
  119. DFTF Says:

    Hey, Gr00vy M0m here, trying on my new outfit. :8

    The latest from DFTF…A Reminder,…



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  121. Kori Says:

    I am too busy feeling hurt and sad that I didn’t rate an invite to guest post to EVEN comment on the fact that I am not a lurker, and I never read you in my reader; I always click here. Becuase you are that fucking awesome! I am curious to see how many people you DO de-lurk! My analytics say I am averaging about 60 readers/day, but only get maybe 25 comments on a GOOD day!

    The latest from Kori…Save Money, Live Better My Ass!



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  123. Xbox4NappyRash Says:

    Goodness, you ARE a nosey bitch eh?

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  125. Jo Beaufoix Says:

    Hey chick. Have a good break ad see you soon. :D

    The latest from Jo Beaufoix…Baby mine



  126. 64
  127. Kathryn Says:

    You know me, but I thought I’d comment anyway.

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  129. Lilacspecs Says:

    :cool: :lol: :bloody: :[ :choler:
    There, all the smilies that I like



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  131. sara Says:

    i am a lurker, though we’ve chatted via email a time or two! I am a faithful reader, even if I don’t comment. Which, as I typed that I sorta thought sucked since comments are like crack. I should comment more. I always second guess what I write, though.



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  133. Georgie Says:

    I may be to much of hearts and candy canes for ya…BUT I so think you blog Kicks Ass! hows that that for ribbons and bows?

    I cant say I am a lurker because I just found ya….but I do expect to be added to a blogroll…. ;-)

    The latest from Georgie…What I have been up to…



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  135. Mrs. Kitty Says:

    *waving hands frantically* HELLO! I don’t lurk (anymore), but I do think you rock it. Hope you have a lovely break and can’t wait to read your guests posts.

    Oh and I think its Lesbian Dad who’s gonna have the wet dreams. Do you see that face??? HOT for you! LOL.

    The latest from Mrs. Kitty…My Bucket List



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  137. Reesha Says:

    I lurk and occasionally comment. Though I am still anxiously awaiting a password for the bitchfest post….. sigh 8)

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  139. Ashley Says:

    Just stopping in to say “hey” :)

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  141. jill Says:

    first time here, looking forward to reading more!

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  143. maggie, dammit Says:

    Delurk? Check.

    Hug Maria? Check.

    Exit out? Check.

    The latest from maggie, dammit…What just happened here?



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  145. tifRN Says:

    hola! ur blog slays me and i was ever so excited that you paid me a visit. i love lesbiandad’s blog, too. good choice!

    The latest from tifRN…a difficult decision



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  147. A Whole Lot of Nothing Says:

    I’m here, not lurking. And getting all a-twitter over that picture. ooohhhh mama…..



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  149. the sits girls Says:

    This is our first visit, and we found you through your comment on The Bloggess’ blog. So nice to meet you!

    The latest from the sits girls…Featured Blogger: Jenn’s Pen



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  151. Alison-Mountain Momma Says:

    I’m here….always here…not really a lurker…not really a regular commenter!

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  153. Jenni Says:

    Wow, I’m not 5 days late like normal. Love ya’

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  154. 78
  155. Tiffany Says:

    It’s just me. Not a lurker. Just wanted to clear that up.

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  157. April Says:

    You’ll be missed.

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  159. Laurin Says:

    First visit. Here from a link on Mommy Melee.

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  161. nik Says:

    I just this very day discovered your blog, so here I am, saying hello. *wave* I think I’m already in love with you. Now please excuse me while I update my reader accordingly. :)

    The latest from nik…Junes



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  163. simplyRik Says:

    Of course I’m always here. Hell I stalk you in comments openly and without fail. :) love the picture by the way!

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  165. Loving Danger Says:

    Just started reading…but I’m sure that I will start stalking in the near future!



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  167. MissAnna Says:

    Can you be a lurker after only 3 days? If so, then I guess I’ve de-lurked. Or something.



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  169. Employee No. 3699 Says:

    Sorry I wasn’t here yesterday, just catching up on everyone for the past week.

    The latest from Employee No. 3699…Selma in the City



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  171. holly Says:

    today i am just going to lurk.

    oh damnit!!

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  173. In the Trenches of Mommyhood Says:

    As usual, a day late and a dollar short.

    I’m here! I read. But am bad commenter.

    The latest from In the Trenches of Mommyhood…School Daze



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  175. Raging Dad Says:

    What a novel idea! Occasional lurker, but becoming regular now that you’re in my feedreader. A day late for roll call, but still here! ;)



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  177. Half-Past Kissin' Time Says:

    Guess what? I made a button to give lurkers, and it will be revealed in my Friday Fragments post tomorrow! :)

    The latest from Half-Past Kissin’ Time…Thousand Word Thursday



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  179. Mike Marshall Says:

    I’m here too. Peace, Mike. :)



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  181. Jenn Says:

    Ah I missed this the other day thanks to being so damn sick :(

    Just wanted to show some love! :)

    The latest from Jenn…Waiting on Hanna…



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  183. Kelley Says:

    Meh. I aint no stinking lurker. Just really really really fucking behind…

    The latest from Kelley…Help a chick out…



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  185. Gabriella Says:

    You got me hooked! Love reading you!

    The latest from Gabriella…4 More Sleeps



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  187. Jennifer Says:

    I stumbled upon you today from the divine caroline contest! I need to be in bed, but you’ve entertained me til….omg….1:05am….i really need to go to bed! Just wanted you to know I stopped by..check out my blog as well..haven’t been blogging long, but plan to keep updated more often!!

    The latest from Jennifer…Here I am!!



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