Don't you know Who I think I am?

So, I’ve seen a meme floating around where people give quotes from their favorite films, and people guess which movies they’re from. I’ve also seen Avitable do something similar on his Lazy Sunday posts.

My turn! We’re playing for insanely copious amounts of cash. Whomever gets the most points, wins $10, via PayPal. I’m breaking the fucking bank here, eh? Don’t have paypal? I’ll send you a picture of my tits instead.

The way points are calculated is explained above each list and don’t worry, I’ll do the tallying. There will be ten in each set. We’re on an honor system here – I’m trusting you to not Google/Wiki/IMBD. And don’t steal from other people’s comments either. Poseurs.

Music is up first. I will give you a set of lyrics, the genre and whether it’s from a solo artist or a group. One point for song, two points for artist and five points for both. [Hint: They are *almost* all on my LastFM playlist, located here.]

1. My post title. This is not a lyric, but a song title. If you guess who sings it I’ll give you the full five points.
Group – Emo Rock.

2. “He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football – He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola – He say “I know you, you know me”  – One thing I can tell you is you got to be free”
Group – Pop

3. “I’m counting ufo’s – I signal them with my lighter – and in this moment i am happy, happy.”
Group – Rock

4. “How would it end…ain’t got a friend – My only sin…is in my skin – What did I do…to be so black and blue”
Solo – Big Band, Jazz

5. “Come out upon my seas – cursed missed opportunities – am I a part of the cure – or am I part of the disease”
Group – Rock

6. “Do I have to tell the story – Of a thousand rainy days since we first met – Its a big enough umbrella – But its always me that ends up getting wet” Group – Rock

7. “God begs me, the more I see the light he wants to see – God told me, Ive already got the life, oh I say…”
Group – Hard Rock

8. “And where your mother’s violence – Sent your soul underground – Where tears roll down – Where tears roll down”
Group – Pop

9. “See the stone set in your eyes – See the thorn twist in your side – I wait for you”
Group – Rock

10. “Even wear her hair down her back like mine – I make her feel right when its wrong like lyin – Man, she ain’ never had a love like mine”
Solo – Rap

Next up are movies. These are quotes. If you can tell me the film you get one point. The character you get two. You get five if you can tell me the film, the character and the actor who played them.

11. “I am weak and useless. But I’ll stay by your side: I’ll protect you.”

12. “Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.”

13. “Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”

14. “Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be.”

15. “Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyeses, make him crawl.”

16. “You’re my boy, Blue! You’re my boy.”

17. “Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, ’cause I’m gonna have a hard time eatin’ ’round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.”

18. “There was an old man named Sidney… Who drank till he ruined a kidney. It shrivelled and shrank, but he drank and he drank… He had his fun doing it, didn’t he?”

19. “You’re getting older, and you’ll see that life isn’t like your fairy tales. The world is a cruel place. And you’ll learn that, even if it hurts.”

20. “The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a FEW of the things I control in my world! Is that clear?”

Now I know some of the songs are hard. But I tried to give you easy ones for films. Like really easy. So that should make up for it. Have fun.

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