Hi! I’m Amanda from Shamelessly Sassy. I’m taking over Maria’s blog today while she is at BlogHer rocking out. I love Maria. Not only is intelligent, independent, and fabulous, she’s quite gorgeous also. To make it clear, I have copious amounts of respect for Maria. Now, down to business:
Recently, I was directed to a little website called Rent-A-Dildo.com. No, I’m not joking. Just step back, take a deep breath. Admire the scenery, if you must.
No matter what you do, it does not change the fact that people out there are RENTING, USING, and RETURNING sex toys. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a prude. But seriously, people are sharing sex toys? After they’ve been in someone else, um, NO thanks.
They are putting them in their orifices, mailing them back to the company, the company then sanitizes them, and mails them to someone else. Technically speaking, these sex toys are USED.
But it appears that Rent-a-Dildo.com is going strong. People are actually renting from them. And pleasuring themselves with the likes of, god forbid, used anal beads. USED ANAL BEADS, PEOPLE.
The funniest part is that your first trial is free, and apparently, for only $19 a month, you can have free reign of all the used sex toys your heart desires. Just as long as you return them, so someone else can use them too. There are over 1,000 different toys to choose from.
While my mother taught me to share as a child, I think this might be taking sharing a bit too far. But to each their own, if anything, you should click over to the site to see the picture of some douche pointing a dildo like it is a remote control. Or you can click over to get the used cock ring of your dreams. Really, it’s up to you.
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OMG. No. This is just… no. Anal beads?? USED ANAL BEADS??? Ahahahahaha
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I have been pointed in that direction a couple times by friends who want me to cheer up. For some reason, I find it frickin’ hilarious … and then oh-so-gross!
As a public health educator I cannnnnnot get past the mindset of someone SHARING a sex toy! Ick!
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July 20, 2008 at 12:26 am
I think I need a credit card, yo. :((
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I think some people are just plain old turned on by the thought that someone else was using their toy before them . . . you know they’re out there.
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i was not prepared to be so grossed out so early in the morning. i haven’t even had my first cuppa yet.
ew ew ew ew ew.
although .. .no. just ew.
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Um, what Holly said.
It’s too early!
And that is truly foul.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth. And the anal beads.. WTF? That was TMI..ahahaha
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Holy shit. This has got to be a joke – - right???
I really am depressed that they have discontinued their anal toy selection though . . .
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That is just plain old nasty… and not in a good way. YUCK!!!
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LOL … omg … that’s weird! I guess the “real” parts we use for sex are technically used … but a used sex toy? Eeeshh…
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. My OCD just went into overdrive. I have the sudden NEED to scrub myself in a hot shower…. perhaps with a brillow pad. GROSS!!!! but funny…
The latest from Mrs. Kitty…Does this count???
EW. That’s all. Just EW.
Thank you for making my job so easy today.
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Wow, today you sorta did my job for me.
The latest from Jessica Gottlieb…Rent a Dildo
I am Purell-ing my computer screen right now. And my eyes.
Only the best posts evoke actual nausea! Well done, Shamelessly Sassy!
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All I can say is eeeeewww.
July 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Dude. I would SO use a used dildo.
:bloody:
Wow. That IS nasty. That’s like pre-chewed food…and sloppy seconds all rolled up in one. ICK.
I’m grossed out. And still amused.
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Wickedly disgusting. that is all I have to say.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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can you rent a dildo these days?