"Hey, María…"

by Maria on April 15, 2009

in blogging

My Prologue was out of date. So I rewrote it.

Now, it’s time to revamp my Q&A page.

Ask me something. Anything.

Ask serious questions, sarcastic ones, lames ones, funny ones – whatever.

Ask for more details on something I blogged about previously.

Ask me to explain some wacky thing I twittered.

Ask me why I did something you don’t understand.

Ask me for my elusive beef stew recipe that I constantly brag about but never share.

Ask as many or as few questions as you want.

If the question calls for a long answer, I’ll make a full post from it and fuck, I need some blog fodder so those kinds of questions are especially welcome.

I think I’ll VLog some as well. I’ve tired of typing.

Ask them in the comments here, use the contact form, or email them.

Anonymous questions welcome too.

Peace out muthfuckas.

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Listening to: Daft Punk – Voyager

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1 flutter April 15, 2009 at 12:13 am

hey Maria! Why are you so HOT?

flutter´s last blog post..Be you

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2 OHmommy
@OHmommy
April 15, 2009 at 6:26 am

Whoa… love the blog’s new look. How long has it been since I have been here last. SO sorry. :)

I have always been interested in knowing more about your religion growing up. My question to you, as a mother now of your own children, is at what age did you realize that your parents beliefs weren’t your own and how did you realize this?

OHmommy´s last blog post..Tomorrow, I’m taking them to the museum.

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3 Karen MEG April 15, 2009 at 7:17 am

I love what you’ve done with this place… it rawks!

So, question: “What inspires you?”

I know, it’s broad, but I was asked recently and I thought it might be difficult to answer. It took some time, but I answered it. I’d love to hear yours.

Karen MEG´s last blog post..Moobage?

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4 tracey April 15, 2009 at 7:29 am

Do you snore?

How many piercings do you have? Tattoos?

What’s your favorite drink?

These are life-changing questions, you know….

More importantly: how are you doing lately? You’ve had a lot of changes and I was wondering about you… You’ve been so quiet…

tracey´s last blog post..2 am. Party in my room.

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5 Avitable April 15, 2009 at 7:46 am

Are you going to BlogHer this year and if so, what are the different ways that you’re going to molest me?

Avitable´s last blog post..We can fix your life

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6 foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) April 15, 2009 at 8:12 am

How’d you get to be so damn cool?

foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)´s last blog post..‘if you know what i’m singing about up here come on raise your hand’

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7 Deb on the Rock April 15, 2009 at 8:19 am

What do you love/hate about blogging?

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8 Kelly April 15, 2009 at 9:18 am

Love your new prologue. Beautiful.

Question: Which of your personal traits stands out most in your daughters? Is it one that you intended to pass along?

Kelly´s last blog post..Flying My Freak Flag High Today

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9 April April 15, 2009 at 10:48 am

Crap. Why can’t I think of anything to ask you?

April´s last blog post..X Chronicles update

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10 Employee No. 3699 April 15, 2009 at 2:37 pm

In addition to how many times you are going to molest Adam at BlogHer, can you also tell us newbies what to expect there?

Employee No. 3699´s last blog post..Check Out My New Diggs…

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11 Miss April 15, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Gah. Took me long enough. I know most everything so it was hard to come up with something. Here goes.

What do you remember about being a West Coast girl and when you come back, why San Fran?

xoxox

Miss´s last blog post..Her Legacy

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12 Rachael April 15, 2009 at 6:52 pm

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Rachael´s last blog post..I still hate Wal Mart!

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13 Anita Ovolina April 15, 2009 at 8:46 pm

Ok, old person’s question – did it hurt when you got your nose ring? (it’s a nose ring, right?)
Have you been rude to another blogger’s face/blog (outwardly?)

Nice to be back and love your new layout!
Cheers,
Anita

Anita Ovolina´s last blog post..Me and the sexual predator

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14 the planet of janet April 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm

i miss you.

the planet of janet´s last blog post..My mother, the pole dancer (part 2)

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15 Karen April 16, 2009 at 12:02 am

What can i do to be as hot as you?? :)

Karen´s last blog post..The only thing I have to say

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16 xphaqtor April 16, 2009 at 10:08 am

How awesome is my photography?

What are your dimensions?

Did you use bablefish to translate my tweet?

Do you like alligators?

Is Nato Overrated?

Do you consider yourself hot?

Will there ever be a 12 second video that’s NSFW (I know “somebody” else wanted to ask that to)

Did I ask too many questions?

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17 mike(NWToughGuy) April 16, 2009 at 12:17 pm

how old are you? i could ask this on 12 but other media platforms need supposrt too :D

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18 Momo Fali April 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Can I watch you molest Adam?

What does your family call you and why? For instance, my name is Diane and my family calls me Di-Bi. You may take from that what you will.

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19 Ophelia Mourne April 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm

I love this question…though it is cliche

if you could have dinner with one historical person from any time period, who would it be?

and what would you talk to them about?

Ophelia Mourne´s last blog post..

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20 illegitimateAngel April 16, 2009 at 9:12 pm

I don’t think you want me to ask questions…lol

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21 dysfunctional mom April 17, 2009 at 2:02 am

Here’s my question. If you could go back and change things you’ve done in your past, would you? Or do you feel like the past, good and bad, made you who you are and therefore you wouldn’t change anything?

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22 The Redheaded Lefty April 17, 2009 at 10:54 am

In what types of scenarios does softer Maria come out? And I really had to think about this one, ummkay? Because everyone else asked all the other stuffs.

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23 bejewell April 17, 2009 at 2:04 pm

I’d like to know what some of your favorite blogs/bloggers are and why… Not that I’ve got any time to add more to my list but I will if their yours. Probably. If I can find time.

Yeah. Okay.

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24 Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy April 18, 2009 at 1:22 am

a few:

1.) your dream job, what be it?

2.) what WOULD you do for a Klondike bar?

3.) what is your most cherished childhood memory?

4.) what memory with your girls do you hope is their most cherished childhood memory?

5.) do you like Mario 3 for regular nintendo? I do.

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25 Daddy Dan April 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Why’d you stop following me on Twitter?

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