I’ll show you a Socialist, you fucking idiots.

October 29th, 2008 Posted in General Bitching, News and Politics

Yeah, you don’t like my title. Suck it. My blog.

You take one fucking sentence and turn it into the foundation of your beliefs. You act as if being a Muslim (WHICH HE’S NOT) is a sin against America. You bitch about his middle name (BARACK HUSSEIN MOTHERFUCKING OBAMA 2008!) and get miffed if someone calls you out as a bigot because ‘ohmygod it’shisname whycan’tisayitwithoutbeingracist?’ but can’t tell me what John McCain’s middle name is, or Sarah Palin’s, or Joe Biden’s or what the FUCKING W. IN GEORGE W. BUSH STANDS FOR so I rest my goddamn case. You want us to keep killing our husbands and wives and brothers and sisters and friends in an illegitimate war and damage the Earth and all of it’s inhabitants a little bit more by doing whatever the fuck we want to it in order to maintain our presence in Iraq and keep gas prices moderate.

You act like altruism is something that’s wrong with the world when I’m pretty sure that the religion you’re clinging to is pretty much the biggest advocate of it, acting as if ‘welfare’ enables people to sit on their ass and do absolutely nothing for as long as they want to and completely ignoring the fact that the children you don’t want people to fucking abort NEED food and health insurance and housing so if you don’t want to kill ‘em you need to be prepared to take care of them with your tax dollars. You’re so afraid someone’s going to take away your constitutional right of allowing adolescent boys to blow their brains out at gun shows while wanting to infringe on the constitutional rights of people that I love to love who they want to love.

You bitch about ACORN and Bill Ayers when McCain has been tied to some pretty shady shit in his years as well but since the Obama campaign has completely refrained from personal and non-issue attacks, it hasn’t really been barraged into your skull 24/7. You want to act like politicians aren’t politicians and I’m betting a real high fucking number of you really are RACIST and can’t stand the idea of all us mother fuckers being under the reign (and not unilateral, mind you, since some of you are so certain that all his plans are going to come to pass because he wills them into power, as if there’s no such thing as a judicial or legislative branch [Democratic majority or not, thank you] of power in our government) of a BLACK man. Yeah, I said it.  MY. BLOG.

I’m sick of you. All of you. I’m a bleeding heart liberal socialist (there’s a difference between fascism and socialism by the way you fucking geniuses: the two words are not interchangeable, and if you want to throw out the Nazi Socialist Party reference I can surely learn you on some shit). The way your party has carried itself during this election season disgusts me, and since you bought into it and propagated it, you do too.  I’m off until after Election Day.

Peace.

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82 Responses to “I’ll show you a Socialist, you fucking idiots.”

  1. Mr Lady says:

    Bra FUCKING vo.

    There is no way I could have said it better. Bravo.

    BRAVO.

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  2. Sybil Law says:

    Brian Moore is an idiot, though. :P
    Everything else, right on, motherfucker!
    (Oh except for gun control… sorta…)
    :D
    xo

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  3. You had me at “Yeah, you don’t like my title. Suck it. My blog.”

    This post is Punk Rock Dad approved!

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  4. Miss says:

    I fucking love you so much. Lets make babies.

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  5. Dawn says:

    tty want to make out with you.

  6. Zoeyjane says:

    Rock the fuck on.

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  7. Natalie says:

    I love you. Marry me.

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  8. VDog says:

    Right the fuck on. Obama ‘08! NO on H8TE in CA!

    xoxoxo

    You got more balls than a bull in Pamplona, biatch.

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  9. OHmommy says:

    I can’t wait for this to be all over. Seriously. I “think” I know who I am voting for 80% of the time.

    And now, let me tell you… this has been ugly month for me learning a little more each day.

    I have read so much from both sides. I can’t believe that ANYONE would deny LDad any constitutional right… what kind of world would this be, so terrible!!! I would hate for my kids to live in a world like that denying awesome people rights. And, I can’t believe that people bitch about Palin’s wardrobe,,, seriously, carry on, both sides have spent a lot of freaking $$$$$…. I can’t believe that people really don’t understand that we should really help one another to make a better society, I believe Obama is onto something. And then I can’t believe that our very rich Biden has donated just pennies to non-profit in his entire career. What a cheap man, seriously.

    Again. I know who I am leaning towards today. But I have to admit, very honestly, that to me…. it is just the “better” man. I am not in love with either.

    Sorry for the long honest opinion of mine. I am seriously just a torn and saddened SAHM. Phew, but that did feel good.

    Do you feel good after that post. Smooches, babe!

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  10. JCK says:

    Yes, Maria, yes. 6 more days…

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  11. Polly says:

    Wahooooooooooo, you go Maria you go.
    How ’bout you sit in his cabinet?
    Or better yet *on* it? You know, sideways, with a feather boa and a mixed drink.
    Secretary of the MY. BLOG.

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  12. Scylla says:

    I am so happy to soon be under the leadership of a black man. I mean seriously, it’s about fucking time our nation’s leader was someone who wasn’t an old white man.

    Vote Early!! Vote Obama!!

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  13. jHo says:

    Hell yea, you fucking hit the nail right on the head. Awesome post, my sentiments exactly. Fuck all those people.

  14. flutter says:

    please tell me you feel better!

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  15. Tess says:

    I do love it when you go off on a rant.

    Beautifully put, Maria. So fucking spot on.

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  16. Yes, this is definitely a turn-on!

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  17. Amen!!

    I was discussing the election in my classroom the other day and my kids are mainly McCain supporters. I am not but I cannot express that outright because of my job. My kids were telling me that they don’t want to be forced to pay for other people and give money to people who just don’t want to work, like bums and drunks. I set them straight on that and then I stopped and looked at them and said, “You do realize that what you are saying is that you don’t want to help other people who need it more than you.”

    They had no response.

    When did we become a people who don’t want to help others?

  18. Kat says:

    Being tied to shady people and being tied to a terrorist are two completely different things in my mind after Sept 11th.
    If anyone would ever call me racist (never been called that in my life) for not voting for Obama because he is black (instead of the fact that I don’t agree with him on ONE issue and I don’t think he is being honest, or has the experience) well, that is when I would say “FUCK YOU”.

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    • Maria says:

      I didn’t call anyone racist that isn’t. Those attributes in the post can be separate or combined, but it’s all individual. I will show you exactly who I was talking to though:
      http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0veQ0FS586fPPiyh
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL20TdHjX2s
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY5lqi0eXQ

      As far as Bill Ayers: I guess it doesn’t matter to me personally because I realize that if I were the age I am now in that volatile era, I could definitely see myself being a Black Panther hippie Vietnam protester high on weed and fighting ‘the man’. I’m not saying I would have bombed anything, but it was a different time and a different social climate back then.

      I guess that if Bill Ayers had blown something up outside of that time frame, I would see him as the monster other people do. But there are kids being taught by him right now at college. If one day they end up running for president or some other office, does their association with Ayers automatically deem them untrustworthy?

  19. I’ve been having this same argument with my neighbor for a week and UGH I’m so sick of it. I’ll be so glad when the election is over and Obama wins and the earth does not stop spinning on its axis and Communism is not declared in the White House and these stupid people (who will never be pleased by this man as president) will at least hopefully be pleasantly surprised that he is not the Anti-Christ.

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  20. Erin J says:

    thank you! if these people would take two seconds to look up socialism, then they would shut the hell up…well, probably not, but seriously. i guess they have to say something since they are going to lose so miserably next tuesday!

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  21. Where’s the haters? I went off like this on MamaPop on Monday and people beat me with a stick. Anyway, love the my blog fuck you angle.

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  22. Jim says:

    These people are idiots. The need to learn what socialism is.

    Now if only Obama’s economic plan didn’t suck balls… I’m sure the dems will talk some sense into him when he takes office though.

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  23. I don’t look at it that Obama is a black man. I see him as the right man. I watched his infomercial last night and got tears in my eyes. Seriously. He is so about what our country needs.

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  24. MomBabe says:

    dude. Just, DUDE.

    {{♥}}

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  25. BusyDad says:

    It all comes down to intelligence for me. Intelligence of not only the candidate, but of the people who support him/her. Sorry, but smart people make better decisions and think things through rationally. And if McCain’s supporters are dumb enough to claim that Obama is a muslim/anti-American/terrorist because his middle name is Hussein, then that alone scares the fuck out of me. Black, White, Gay, Straight, Woman, Man, Liberal, Conservative and every other label really means NOTHING to me. In the end, a smart person (with smart supporters) NEEDS to be at the helm.

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  26. wifey615 says:

    Bravo! Bravo!

    I agree 110% I’m glad SOMEONE had the balls to say it!

  27. Honeybell says:

    You are so fucking awesome.

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  28. Ashley says:

    (in response to another commentor)
    See…I got tears in my eyes when McCain gets up to talk. Mostly because I start imagining what will happen if he wins, he can barely keep his conversations straight.

    Anywho, we disagree on a lot of things, but I agree with the gist about what you said here.

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  29. Avitable says:

    I love when an idiot points to “Hussein” as being some type of indicator. Saddam Hussein didn’t take office until 1979. When Barack Obama was born in 1961, why would anyone think that “Hussein” would have negative implications?

    It’s like if there was someone named Adolf who was named Adolf before Hitler took power - it’s not like they can see the future and realize that name has bad connotations.

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  30. Lynette says:

    (Yes, because we ALL pick our middle names….asshats)

    Amen, girl. You go.

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  31. Maggie says:

    Not quite sure where that came from, but BRAVO! Did you say you’re making an appearance on SNL this weekend?

  32. April says:

    Maria, I fucking love you. And it’s the BEST fucking post title I’ve seen in a long time.

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  33. tracey says:

    Damn straight. Color blind, they are not.

    WAiting for the 4th so it’s all over…

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  34. Lori says:

    Yeah for you for saying it. I completely agree that people are hiding behind their religion and don’t even understand it. Like all these “Christians” that are spending MILLIONS of dollars to fund a hate campaign (Yes on 8). Do they really think Jesus would want them to put their money into that instead of going to charity? Really? Is that really very Christian like? I think not!

  35. Kori says:

    I love you. I love this post. You rock.

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  36. Gypsy says:

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

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  37. Slick says:

    LOL….whoooooaaaaa

    Remind me NEVER to get in a political debate with you!! ;)

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  38. Miss Grace says:

    Amen, sista.

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  39. Zaedrus says:

    The thing that puts me out about this socialist crap is that anything that is subsidized by taxes for the level benefit of all is actually SOCIALIST. Roads, libraries, police salaries, government in general… apparently it’s all EVIL!

    And let’s take a hard look at McCain. WTF was the bailout he championed? Yeah, socialist.

    McCain’s platform is no stranger to weighted redistribution either. While Obama redistributes to the middle class through tax breaks, McCain redistributes to the big corporations through his tax breaks. Am I missing something?

    Sorry. I know yer all the choir, but maybe this’ll give you more ammo.

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  41. hee hee hee hee…

    The use of the words Muslim and socialist in the same tones as paedophile and grannyrapist was really starting to freak me out.

    Nice one.

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  42. wendy says:

    YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

  43. kat says:

    Well, I don’t have a party because I never vote along party lines. I vote for people who can get the job done, who I think have integrity and can lead this country.

    I’m getting really tired, though, of people popping off about how it’s no big deal for government to take more money from people and corporations. The government SUCKS at handling the money they get. Believe me there is enough fucking money going to the government to do what needs to be done…the assholes in the House and Senate just don’t do it. They pad legislation with pork, they mismanage the money they do get, and there is no way that I believe any president, Democrat or Republican, should raise taxes on anyone. Because until they show me they can stop fucking up with our money, they don’t need to grab any more of it under the guise of “altruism”. It also pisses me off to no end that nobody is talking about the billions of dollars that corporations already pay in taxes. It’s not like they don’t already send a ton of money to the government.

    So all this talk about redistributing wealth has a lot of mass appeal, but it’s bullshit. Because the people that it will be redistributed to are not the creators of jobs, and jobs are what we need in this country right now. The people and corporations and small businesses it will be taken from are.

    Sorry I can’t drink the “Obama will save the world” koolaid. It just doesn’t ring true. He’s a politician just like the other guy. And I caucused for him in the primaries, I wish I felt better about him as a presidential contender, but I don’t.

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  44. love these posts - love them. Can’t wait to have you one the show :)

  45. You are so god-damn angry, and I am so god-damn glad. I needed to see this. I need to know that the rage, and the fear, and the hope, oh my god, the hope I have that we can blow it all away with one vote. One vote that would change the course for so many people and so many things. I am thankful for people, women, voters, friends like you.
    I hope you always know that.
    This post was the best I’ve read in a long time.
    Love, from this ObamaMamma!

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  46. See, I usually don’t get into too many blogs like yours. Been reading mostly mommy-typed blogs, ya know? But you certainly rock. Everytime I come back I get a great read! You keep it real and I love that. I was nodding and agreeing with everything you wrote!

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  47. Paige says:

    Tell it sister!

    I cannot wait until this friggin election is over so he can PROVE he is the right choice

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