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I’ll show you a Socialist, you fucking idiots.

October 29th, 2008 Posted in Catharsis, General Bitching, News and Politics

Yeah, you don’t like my title. Suck it. My blog.

You take one fucking sentence and turn it into the foundation of your beliefs. You act as if being a Muslim (WHICH HE’S NOT) is a sin against America. You bitch about his middle name (BARACK HUSSEIN MOTHERFUCKING OBAMA 2008!) and get miffed if someone calls you out as a bigot because ‘ohmygod it’shisname whycan’tisayitwithoutbeingracist?’ but can’t tell me what John McCain’s middle name is, or Sarah Palin’s, or Joe Biden’s or what the FUCKING W. IN GEORGE W. BUSH STANDS FOR so I rest my goddamn case. You want us to keep killing our husbands and wives and brothers and sisters and friends in an illegitimate war and damage the Earth and all of it’s inhabitants a little bit more by doing whatever the fuck we want to it in order to maintain our presence in Iraq and keep gas prices moderate.

You act like altruism is something that’s wrong with the world when I’m pretty sure that the religion you’re clinging to is pretty much the biggest advocate of it, acting as if ‘welfare’ enables people to sit on their ass and do absolutely nothing for as long as they want to and completely ignoring the fact that the children you don’t want people to fucking abort NEED food and health insurance and housing so if you don’t want to kill ‘em you need to be prepared to take care of them with your tax dollars. You’re so afraid someone’s going to take away your constitutional right of allowing adolescent boys to blow their brains out at gun shows while wanting to infringe on the constitutional rights of people that I love to love who they want to love.

You bitch about ACORN and Bill Ayers when McCain has been tied to some pretty shady shit in his years as well but since the Obama campaign has completely refrained from personal and non-issue attacks, it hasn’t really been barraged into your skull 24/7. You want to act like politicians aren’t politicians and I’m betting a real high fucking number of you really are RACIST and can’t stand the idea of all us mother fuckers being under the reign (and not unilateral, mind you, since some of you are so certain that all his plans are going to come to pass because he wills them into power, as if there’s no such thing as a judicial or legislative branch [Democratic majority or not, thank you] of power in our government) of a BLACK man. Yeah, I said it.  MY. BLOG.

I’m sick of you. All of you. I’m a bleeding heart liberal socialist (there’s a difference between fascism and socialism by the way you fucking geniuses: the two words are not interchangeable, and if you want to throw out the Nazi Socialist Party reference I can surely learn you on some shit). The way your party has carried itself during this election season disgusts me, and since you bought into it and propagated it, you do too.  I’m off until after Election Day.

Peace.

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80 Responses to “I’ll show you a Socialist, you fucking idiots.”

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  1. Mr Lady Says:

    Bra FUCKING vo.

    There is no way I could have said it better. Bravo.

    BRAVO.

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  3. Sybil Law Says:

    Brian Moore is an idiot, though. :P
    Everything else, right on, motherfucker!
    (Oh except for gun control… sorta…)
    :D
    xo

    The latest from Sybil Law… Mmmm… Spam



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  5. Punk Rock Dad Says:

    You had me at “Yeah, you don’t like my title. Suck it. My blog.”

    This post is Punk Rock Dad approved!

    The latest from Punk Rock Dad… PromptTuesday….Hells Yes!



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  7. Miss Says:

    I fucking love you so much. Lets make babies.

    The latest from Miss… Say



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  9. Dawn Says:

    tty want to make out with you.



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  11. Zoeyjane Says:

    Rock the fuck on.

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  13. Natalie Says:

    I love you. Marry me.

    The latest from Natalie… Stream of Unconsciousness - redux



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  15. VDog Says:

    Right the fuck on. Obama ‘08! NO on H8TE in CA!

    xoxoxo

    You got more balls than a bull in Pamplona, biatch.

    The latest from VDog… It All Started Out So Innocently…



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  17. OHmommy Says:

    I can’t wait for this to be all over. Seriously. I “think” I know who I am voting for 80% of the time.

    And now, let me tell you… this has been ugly month for me learning a little more each day.

    I have read so much from both sides. I can’t believe that ANYONE would deny LDad any constitutional right… what kind of world would this be, so terrible!!! I would hate for my kids to live in a world like that denying awesome people rights. And, I can’t believe that people bitch about Palin’s wardrobe,,, seriously, carry on, both sides have spent a lot of freaking $$$$$…. I can’t believe that people really don’t understand that we should really help one another to make a better society, I believe Obama is onto something. And then I can’t believe that our very rich Biden has donated just pennies to non-profit in his entire career. What a cheap man, seriously.

    Again. I know who I am leaning towards today. But I have to admit, very honestly, that to me…. it is just the “better” man. I am not in love with either.

    Sorry for the long honest opinion of mine. I am seriously just a torn and saddened SAHM. Phew, but that did feel good.

    Do you feel good after that post. Smooches, babe!

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  19. JCK Says:

    Yes, Maria, yes. 6 more days…

    The latest from JCK… HOPE in the rain…



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  21. Polly Says:

    Wahooooooooooo, you go Maria you go.
    How ’bout you sit in his cabinet?
    Or better yet *on* it? You know, sideways, with a feather boa and a mixed drink.
    Secretary of the MY. BLOG.

    The latest from Polly… Urgent appeal from No on 8*



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  23. Scylla Says:

    I am so happy to soon be under the leadership of a black man. I mean seriously, it’s about fucking time our nation’s leader was someone who wasn’t an old white man.

    Vote Early!! Vote Obama!!

    The latest from Scylla… NCS



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  25. jHo Says:

    Hell yea, you fucking hit the nail right on the head. Awesome post, my sentiments exactly. Fuck all those people.



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  27. flutter Says:

    please tell me you feel better!

    The latest from flutter…



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  29. Tess Says:

    I do love it when you go off on a rant.

    Beautifully put, Maria. So fucking spot on.

    The latest from Tess… HNT - Two for One in Black Button Down Shirt



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  31. Prefers Her Fantasy Life Says:

    Yes, this is definitely a turn-on!

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  33. Jupiter Says:

    Your channeling from my brain again…. ;)

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  35. Stella-Mountain Momma Says:

    Amen!!

    I was discussing the election in my classroom the other day and my kids are mainly McCain supporters. I am not but I cannot express that outright because of my job. My kids were telling me that they don’t want to be forced to pay for other people and give money to people who just don’t want to work, like bums and drunks. I set them straight on that and then I stopped and looked at them and said, “You do realize that what you are saying is that you don’t want to help other people who need it more than you.”

    They had no response.

    When did we become a people who don’t want to help others?



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  37. Kat Says:

    Being tied to shady people and being tied to a terrorist are two completely different things in my mind after Sept 11th.
    If anyone would ever call me racist (never been called that in my life) for not voting for Obama because he is black (instead of the fact that I don’t agree with him on ONE issue and I don’t think he is being honest, or has the experience) well, that is when I would say “FUCK YOU”.

    The latest from Kat… Ghost Story #2



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  39. Carolyn Online Says:

    I’ve been having this same argument with my neighbor for a week and UGH I’m so sick of it. I’ll be so glad when the election is over and Obama wins and the earth does not stop spinning on its axis and Communism is not declared in the White House and these stupid people (who will never be pleased by this man as president) will at least hopefully be pleasantly surprised that he is not the Anti-Christ.

    The latest from Carolyn Online… Chances.



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  41. Erin J Says:

    thank you! if these people would take two seconds to look up socialism, then they would shut the hell up…well, probably not, but seriously. i guess they have to say something since they are going to lose so miserably next tuesday!

    The latest from Erin J… Photo Album: month 6



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  43. Maria Says:

    I didn’t call anyone racist that isn’t. Those attributes in the post can be separate or combined, but it’s all individual. I will show you exactly who I was talking to though:
    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0veQ0FS586fPPiyh
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL20TdHjX2s
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY5lqi0eXQ

    As far as Bill Ayers: I guess it doesn’t matter to me personally because I realize that if I were the age I am now in that volatile era, I could definitely see myself being a Black Panther hippie Vietnam protester high on weed and fighting ‘the man’. I’m not saying I would have bombed anything, but it was a different time and a different social climate back then.

    I guess that if Bill Ayers had blown something up outside of that time frame, I would see him as the monster other people do. But there are kids being taught by him right now at college. If one day they end up running for president or some other office, does their association with Ayers automatically deem them untrustworthy?



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  45. Black Hockey Jesus Says:

    Where’s the haters? I went off like this on MamaPop on Monday and people beat me with a stick. Anyway, love the my blog fuck you angle.

    The latest from Black Hockey Jesus… Stole



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  47. Jim Says:

    These people are idiots. The need to learn what socialism is.

    Now if only Obama’s economic plan didn’t suck balls… I’m sure the dems will talk some sense into him when he takes office though.

    The latest from Jim… School Picture Day



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  49. Employee No. 3699 Says:

    I don’t look at it that Obama is a black man. I see him as the right man. I watched his infomercial last night and got tears in my eyes. Seriously. He is so about what our country needs.

    The latest from Employee No. 3699… StatCounter Part One



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  51. MomBabe Says:

    dude. Just, DUDE.

    {{♥}}

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  53. BusyDad Says:

    It all comes down to intelligence for me. Intelligence of not only the candidate, but of the people who support him/her. Sorry, but smart people make better decisions and think things through rationally. And if McCain’s supporters are dumb enough to claim that Obama is a muslim/anti-American/terrorist because his middle name is Hussein, then that alone scares the fuck out of me. Black, White, Gay, Straight, Woman, Man, Liberal, Conservative and every other label really means NOTHING to me. In the end, a smart person (with smart supporters) NEEDS to be at the helm.

    The latest from BusyDad… “I Went to School in Boston”



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  55. wifey615 Says:

    Bravo! Bravo!

    I agree 110% I’m glad SOMEONE had the balls to say it!



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  57. Kaila Says:

    Right the fuck ON!

    The latest from Kaila… People will think you’re a real Zombie - with tattoos on you.



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  59. Honeybell Says:

    You are so fucking awesome.

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  61. Ashley Says:

    (in response to another commentor)
    See…I got tears in my eyes when McCain gets up to talk. Mostly because I start imagining what will happen if he wins, he can barely keep his conversations straight.

    Anywho, we disagree on a lot of things, but I agree with the gist about what you said here.

    The latest from Ashley… Starting back with homeschool



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  63. Avitable Says:

    I love when an idiot points to “Hussein” as being some type of indicator. Saddam Hussein didn’t take office until 1979. When Barack Obama was born in 1961, why would anyone think that “Hussein” would have negative implications?

    It’s like if there was someone named Adolf who was named Adolf before Hitler took power - it’s not like they can see the future and realize that name has bad connotations.

    The latest from Avitable… Sneak Peek



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  65. Lynette Says:

    (Yes, because we ALL pick our middle names….asshats)

    Amen, girl. You go.

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  67. Maggie Says:

    Not quite sure where that came from, but BRAVO! Did you say you’re making an appearance on SNL this weekend?



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  69. April Says:

    Maria, I fucking love you. And it’s the BEST fucking post title I’ve seen in a long time.

    Have you read these ladies yet? You will love them: http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/

    The latest from April… What IS best for the child?



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  71. tracey Says:

    Damn straight. Color blind, they are not.

    WAiting for the 4th so it’s all over…

    The latest from tracey… Hitting the ground running



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  73. Lori Says:

    Yeah for you for saying it. I completely agree that people are hiding behind their religion and don’t even understand it. Like all these “Christians” that are spending MILLIONS of dollars to fund a hate campaign (Yes on 8). Do they really think Jesus would want them to put their money into that instead of going to charity? Really? Is that really very Christian like? I think not!



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  75. Kori Says:

    I love you. I love this post. You rock.

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  77. Gypsy Says:

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

    The latest from Gypsy… Who cares what I think?



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  79. Slick Says:

    LOL….whoooooaaaaa

    Remind me NEVER to get in a political debate with you!! ;)

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  81. Miss Grace Says:

    Amen, sista.

    The latest from Miss Grace… Heartbreak and Headache



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  83. Zaedrus Says:

    The thing that puts me out about this socialist crap is that anything that is subsidized by taxes for the level benefit of all is actually SOCIALIST. Roads, libraries, police salaries, government in general… apparently it’s all EVIL!

    And let’s take a hard look at McCain. WTF was the bailout he championed? Yeah, socialist.

    McCain’s platform is no stranger to weighted redistribution either. While Obama redistributes to the middle class through tax breaks, McCain redistributes to the big corporations through his tax breaks. Am I missing something?

    Sorry. I know yer all the choir, but maybe this’ll give you more ammo.



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  85. Holy cr@p!* at Lesbian Dad Says:

    [...]  List already amended!  I forgot the @ss-kicking Maria the Immoral Matriarch! Whose cathartic “I’ll show you a Socialist, you fucking idiots” ought to clean out any toxins you might still find lingering in your system.  She is a national [...]



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  87. Xbox4NappyRash Says:

    hee hee hee hee…

    The use of the words Muslim and socialist in the same tones as paedophile and grannyrapist was really starting to freak me out.

    Nice one.

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  89. wendy Says:

    YOU GO GIRL!!!!!



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  91. kat Says:

    Well, I don’t have a party because I never vote along party lines. I vote for people who can get the job done, who I think have integrity and can lead this country.

    I’m getting really tired, though, of people popping off about how it’s no big deal for government to take more money from people and corporations. The government SUCKS at handling the money they get. Believe me there is enough fucking money going to the government to do what needs to be done…the assholes in the House and Senate just don’t do it. They pad legislation with pork, they mismanage the money they do get, and there is no way that I believe any president, Democrat or Republican, should raise taxes on anyone. Because until they show me they can stop fucking up with our money, they don’t need to grab any more of it under the guise of “altruism”. It also pisses me off to no end that nobody is talking about the billions of dollars that corporations already pay in taxes. It’s not like they don’t already send a ton of money to the government.

    So all this talk about redistributing wealth has a lot of mass appeal, but it’s bullshit. Because the people that it will be redistributed to are not the creators of jobs, and jobs are what we need in this country right now. The people and corporations and small businesses it will be taken from are.

    Sorry I can’t drink the “Obama will save the world” koolaid. It just doesn’t ring true. He’s a politician just like the other guy. And I caucused for him in the primaries, I wish I felt better about him as a presidential contender, but I don’t.

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  93. The Redheaded Lefty Says:

    uh, yes.

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  95. Anita Doberman Says:

    love these posts - love them. Can’t wait to have you one the show :)



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  97. conversemomma Says:

    You are so god-damn angry, and I am so god-damn glad. I needed to see this. I need to know that the rage, and the fear, and the hope, oh my god, the hope I have that we can blow it all away with one vote. One vote that would change the course for so many people and so many things. I am thankful for people, women, voters, friends like you.
    I hope you always know that.
    This post was the best I’ve read in a long time.
    Love, from this ObamaMamma!

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  99. Diva Ma @ Mommy Fabulous Says:

    See, I usually don’t get into too many blogs like yours. Been reading mostly mommy-typed blogs, ya know? But you certainly rock. Everytime I come back I get a great read! You keep it real and I love that. I was nodding and agreeing with everything you wrote!

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  101. Paige Says:

    Tell it sister!

    I cannot wait until this friggin election is over so he can PROVE he is the right choice

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  103. Peter Parkour Says:

    Happy Halloween! :D

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  105. Florida Girl In Sydney Says:

    You’re speaking to the choir girlfriend.



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  107. Mika Says:

    CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURCH!

    Obama/Biden ‘08!!!!!

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  109. Anna Marie Says:

    Thank you thank you thank you for putting my thoughts into such excellent words!

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  111. Bruce M. Hood Says:

    Whoa there… I was just gently reading along your previous mumsy blogs and got to the “fucking idiots - suck it, my blog” entry.
    I would hate to cross you!
    Still passion is all.

    We are looking on in amazement from this side of the pond and hoping/ wishing/ praying!!!! it all goes right on the night…Not Right right but you know what I mean.

    cheers
    b.

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  113. maggie, dammit Says:

    I’ve considered changing my name to Maggie Hussein Dammit, even if only on Facebook.

    What. It’s a start, right?

    Well done, girl.

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  115. Sasha Says:

    Right on! This one is for you! I love it.

    Closing Appeals

    Dear America,

    Mine.

    Mine mine mine.

    Me Me Me Me Me Me Me!

    Mine mine mine mine mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine!

    In conclusion: Fear fear fear fear. Very scary fear!

    Sincerely,

    The Republican Party

    P.S. If you liked Joseph McCarthy, you’ll love us!

    Dear America,

    We.

    Us. We. Together. Americans. United States.

    Hope compassion equality inclusiveness competence.

    Brains common sense community respect hard work accountability.

    Action change responsibility. More viewpoints, smarter solutions.

    In conclusion: Yes we can.

    Sincerely,

    The Democratic Party.

    P.S. Vote.



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  117. Renée aka Mekhismom Says:

    Well somebody had to say it. I am glad that it was you.

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  119. Ms. Bar B Says:

    YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! That is some absolute REAL shit. Thanks for screaming it from the roof tops!



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  121. Jerri Ann Says:

    What she said! Hail what she said! Say it one more time…All Hail What She Said!

    Now, about George’s W…my son was named Walker because it is my mom’s maiden name and sometimes I wonder if people will think I did it because of ol’ George…..

    But, that’s ok, I love my son, I love his name and hey, right now, I’m loving Obama



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  123. Jerri Ann Says:

    Yea, what she said…..I know what the W stands for only because my family thought I might be a nutcase when I named my son Walker but it is my mom’s maiden name so, I stuck with it…but the more I hear the man talk…the harder it gets, lol. Just kidding, I love my son, I love his name and oh yea, I love Obama too!



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  125. Jerri Ann Says:

    sorry for the dupe



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  127. Miss Britt Says:

    ONE MORE DAY!!!!!

    And then we can be all “oh, I’m sorry, it’s unpatriotic for you to say bad things about the President. He’s your leader and all.”

    hehehehe

    The latest from Miss Britt… Some bloggers are better than others.



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  129. Lunanik Says:

    Coming out of the woodwork to say HellsYeah! THIS is just one of many reasons why you are so effing awesome.

    P.S.
    Just had the “middle name does not = terrorist” debate with one of my very best friends. I have to say, I am SHOCKED at how many intelligent people fear terrorist ties simply because of a name. When did folks become so irrational???

    The latest from Lunanik… A History of Greatness



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  131. crazymumma Says:

    We had an election up here awhile ago.

    It never seems to get anyone all fired up like it does there.
    What I am saying I suppose is that i like the all fired up.

    The latest from crazymumma…



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  133. Jo Beaufoix Says:

    Brilliant Maria. Sorry I got so behind. LIfe and all that, but that was a great post to remind me to keep up.

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  135. karen Says:

    Google jeremiah wright you blind cunt! listen to his hate filled white devil tirade. You are pathetic. Move along lazy sheep :beurk:



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  137. Maria Says:

    *lol* *lolololololol* *lol*
    FAIL.



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  139. Maria Says:

    :love:



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  141. A Whole Lot of Nothing Says:

    Trolls are funny!

    The latest from A Whole Lot of Nothing… Obama’s Education Plan



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  143. Jennifer A Says:

    I really can’t wait to hear what you have to say AFTER the election. I’ve gotta remember to check back over the next 4 years!
    I got to the point this is all I care about with the candidates:
    1) healthcare I can get/keep?
    2) funding for son’s disability?
    3) Can we not raise taxes anymore?
    4) how about a grant to get me solar panels for my house?
    Beyond that, I can’t care anymore.

    The latest from Jennifer A… So, I now have a furry grandchild



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  145. kat Says:

    Did she seriously leave an anonymous comment on your blog calling you a cunt? That is so fucking lame.

    The latest from kat… I Threw My Vote Away



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  147. Maria Says:

    That’s not even that bad - she went to a (white) guy’s blog and called him a nigger because he joked about Obama and Bill Ayers having dinner parties. She’s pathetic. But hilariously so!



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  149. bejewell Says:

    I know I’m late to the party, but I kinda love you right now.



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  151. jennifer bowen Says:

    ok well i frist off dont see him as black or white i see him as a humbeing and i cant under stand why every one cant get there facts right what is it with color? thats not what makes a person you know and well i realy dont mean to upset any one since well to me i see every one as being humbeins and i dont see any one being any diffent or better. and well it just maybe from my up bring but i realy do hate it when every one whats to make it in to well this black and white thing i can not under stand it at all so i just leve it it that.



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  153. For Your Information: | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer Says:

    [...] recent post about some republicans/conservatives pissed a lot of people off. I don’t think I’ve [...]



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  155. Maria Says:

    There is absolutely no way for me to reply to your comment without being a complete bitch. So I'm just going to leave it be.



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  157. Drake Says:

    Maria…. I fucking LOVE you. Can I have your babies???? Bless! Mx



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  159. Maria Says:

    Yes!! *lol* How are you?? You've been M.I.A. forever! Last time I checked you hadn't blogged in months!



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