Bangable Blog Babe
Damnitt! Only ranked @ 3!
Gotta get hotter.
I found that link via the ‘Incoming Links’ section on my dashboard. If that’s a real picture, the blog owner’s pretty hot. I’d do him.
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I was looking at places to rent around Wilmington. I came upon this little townhouse, which is too far outside of town for me, but I still thought it was cute [and hella cheap to boot] so I skimmed the description. And I read:
“All tenants must be related by marriage or blood per HOA”.
Damn North Carolina! I thought we were past that! This pissed me off. I don’t understand how it’s even legal for a Home Owner’s Association to dictate the living arrangements of a couple or family. There’s no way in hell I’d live in a neighborhood with those types of restrictions. I for one love the gay couple down the street, and the unmarried folks that live beside us. They are perfect neighbors.
Now I can understand, somewhat the ‘no students’ thing. This is a college town, and college students can get pretty rowdy. I can sort of get no co-signers as well, that’s pretty common. But to stipulate that their ‘values’ must be on the same strange and outdated level as yours?
Who the fuck wants to live in fucking Stepford? I sure as hell don’t. Not to say they’d even accept our family – I’m pretty sure that minorities and interracial couples don’t fit in their little mold either.
I cannot believe this type of blatant discrimination is still allowed. I can’t even say anything more…I’m just too shocked/disgusted to delve deeper.
Does anyone out there understand this? See why they would have this type of stipulation? If so – let ME know. I’m just a puzzled as a drunk squirrell on the highway.
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Nope. It is not fair and it is not right. I don’t get it.
Maybe they have that clause more so that they don’t get transcient owners. Maybe they just don’t want people moving in and out all the time. They want long term owners. I have no idea. I’m grasping at straws here.
The latest from Kathryn…Getting Through
May 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm
@Kathryn: Grasp with me then. LOL
Hey, at least you found out before you moved in, right? At least they posted their assholery for all the world to see, take it or leave it? Thank God you don’t have to live among those people. Right?
I know, it still makes you want to shank someone in the kidneys, but…
The latest from maggie, dammit…there but for the Grace
Makes me want to go break all the windows and then take a dump on the floor. Ok, I know that’s really gross, but so is their blatent discrimination. Grrrrrr…
The latest from LunaNik…Silent, but Deadly
I think that the Homeowner’s Associattions pretty much get to do what they want. I mean, there are places here for senior citizens only, and they are allowed to do it because it is clearly stated; nobody can move themselves and their kids in there and then say “Hm, I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to do that!” Doesn’t mean it is right, not in a million years, and has just goven me one more reason to be pissed off-like I need one.
The latest from Kori…Pissed Again-or Still
i’ve never heard of such a thing. that is crazy!
The latest from transplanting me…maid to love
And oh, I just hopped on over there and told old maddog he was SO wrong, that I am not even a lesbian and I’d do you! We got your back.
The latest from Kori…Pissed Again-or Still
That is fucked up. I’m commenting on both parts of your post.
The latest from BusyDad…W8 Loss Wednesday #4 – The Return of Fury
That is fucking ridiculous! HOA’s suck donkey balls anyway. It’s crap that they are legally allowed to get away with discrimination. There’s no other explanation. If they don’t want college types in there, they could have just said “no college roomates”.
“marriage or blood”. Shit, that means my sister, who happens to be adopted, couldn’t come live with me. My blood is BOILING. Is that even legal?
The latest from Sadia…Ode to the Wonder Pets
May 2, 2008 at 3:54 pm
HAOs suck.
Ours won’t allow us to have an RV parked in our driveway. They are haters!
Never heard of HAOs excluding people. Errr…..
The latest from OHmommy…Out of the mouth of Lola…
All I can think of is that inbred kid playing that song on the porch in “Deliverance”! Haha
Seriously – HOA’s suck ass.
Also, I KNOW I updated your new feed TWICE already and still it leads me to the old page! WTF, man, WTF?!
P.S There is no inbred smilie!
The latest from Sybil Law…Trashy Talk
May 3, 2008 at 9:51 pm
@Sybil Law: *lol* I’ll get to work on that!
Nevermind – I am a fuckstick anal contraption…
I had 2 different links to your blog on my blog, including the old one, and I fixed it.
I am not inbred, I swear! Haha
The latest from Sybil Law…Trashy Talk
May 3, 2008 at 9:51 pm
@Sybil Law: Fuckstick anal contraption? You. Are. Crazy.
LMAO!!
HOA is a group of judgmental bastards?
I had a friend in college whose landlord put into the lease that women couldn’t have “male overnight visitors”. At the time she didn’t care, but when the landlord couple started calling at night and driving by to make sure she sued them for harassment.
Interesting that the lease didn’t say anything about men having women stay the night.
The latest from Honeybell…Google Is Not A Therapist
May 3, 2008 at 9:52 pm
@Honeybell: Wowwwww. That’s fucking crazy. I’m glad she sued the prick. Discrimination really itches my asshole.
Ridiculous! Is that even legal to specify that?
The latest from Stephanie…"i’ll give you all chins!"
May 3, 2008 at 9:52 pm
@Stephanie: It must be! They’re being repped by the biggest realty firm out here!
crazy.
both the no. 3 ranking (i chimed in on the shit-giving) and the hoa.
suckitude central.
The latest from the planet of janet…Haiku Friday: the cast is die(d) edition
May 3, 2008 at 9:53 pm
@the planet of janet: LOL. You guys are nuts. You’re ruining my chances for June!! :p
They want you to be related to EACH OTHER. Landlords do this to keep students out of quiet areas.
The latest from trouble…5:30 a.m. is truth time
May 3, 2008 at 9:54 pm
@trouble: They say no students, and no co-signers separately – why the extra stipulation about blood or marriage, I don’t get.
Dammit. Another strike against Leland. We could have been neighbors. Damn HOA.
May 3, 2008 at 9:54 pm
@Kristie: LOL. Could’ve been!
“They want you to be related to EACH OTHER. Landlords do this to keep students out of quiet areas.”
Well, then…they should say-NO STUDENTS.
PS~I also commented on that kid’s blog…wtf is up w/ him “rating” people anyway??? Fuckwad.
May 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm
@Katie: *lol* It’s funny, I think. Funnier if I’d been number one though…I’m just sayin’. :p
Crazy!! I can’t believe it’s even legal!!!
The latest from Lyrics of My Life…Gute Nacht!
May 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm
@Lyrics of My Life: I can’t either!
HOA = Head-up Own Ass!
The latest from Mama Zen…Because I Hear It 40 Times A Day!
May 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm
@Mama Zen: LOLOL! ZING!
Congrats on being “bangable!”
The latest from Jill…What’s your poison?
May 3, 2008 at 9:56 pm
@Jill: Thank you, thank you. :)
The house is cute, the owners are arseholes. Such a shame.
And yay to being on the bangable list.
The latest from Jo Beaufoix…Cat food?
May 3, 2008 at 9:56 pm
@Jo Beaufoix: *Lol* YAaayyyAaaayyY! [a la, Special Ed on Crank Yankers. :p]
It is worse here in Oz. Rental prices are skyrocketing and now they are doing rental auctions, highest bidder wins. So the haters get to hate on whole new levels.
And yeah, you are so much hotter than those other biatches.
The latest from Kelley…The 10 Commandments
May 3, 2008 at 9:57 pm
@Kelley: I am right? Sheesh. :p
You’re definitely being robbed. That Barbie doll in the #1 slot can’t hold a candle to you.
The latest from Deb (Missives From Suburbia)…Metropolitan Wildlife
May 3, 2008 at 9:57 pm
@Deb (Missives From Suburbia): *lol* I ♥ you!
Hey, I’d do the guy, too. But both of us doing him…that would be weird. Find out if he’s got a friend.
The latest from Meg…Flashback Friday – Landscape Look
May 3, 2008 at 9:58 pm
@Meg: Weird? Pfft! Sounds HOT! *lol*
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