So I’m mixing a bit of random, stupid bullshit in with some weird confessions of mine. Click the icon to the left for more [and probably quirkier] confessions from less awesome other people. I may add on to this tomorrow – but it’s 1am so I think I’ll keep it a bit short.
[Did you see my new little Favicon in the address bar? It's Meeeeee! Aren't I better to look @ than that big orange Blogger logo?] <– Rhetorical!
1. The First 48 is too damned graphic. The episode on right now has a victim that was beaten to death with a sledgehammer. And they are barely burring the face. They caught the guy though – and gave him 19 years in prison. Pfft. How ’bout life?
2. I’m glad the writer’s strike is over. Hopefully now they can continue Heroes and Pushing Daises. And maybe even renew Journeyman.
3. I hate CAPTCHAS. Especially those long alphanumeric ones that make me believe I’m slightly dyslexic. If you have CAPTCHAS enabled and I still comment on your blog, please know that I really, really friggin’ like you.
4. I don’t think enough people are interested in me. If they were I’d have more followers on Twitter. I’m pretty awesome – you should care. I’m just sayin’…
5. I still haven’t seen Cloverfield. Kill me now.
6. I have my Simple Assault charge court date tomorrow. It will probably be continued which means I still won’t be able to tell you exactly what happened lest this be used against me later in a court of law. It’s coming, don’t worry. But I hope I’m not in court all fucking day tomorrow. Ugh.
7. I’m out of Percocet. And I can’t sleep. So I think I might need a new prescription. Actually, I think I may have a problem. *shakes and twitches*
8. I used to bite my toenails. I haven’t in years, but I used to.
9. My ears get hot, I mean they burn and tingle, when I get angry. I believe they would be heated to another person’s touch but I’ve never thought to test it out while I’m pissed.
10. I sometimes misspell my own name when signing something. While typing that sentence, I misspelled ‘misspell’.
11. I’m obsessed with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. He’s sexy. Sexy personified. I think he’d be so awesome in bed. He always has that intense “I’ll ravage you and maybe strangle you afterwards” look and I find it seductively hot. I want to fuck him, if you didn’t catch the undertones there.
12. I’m going to stop this list on an even number because unless it’s ‘7′, I don’t like for anything to be oddly numbered. I’m a bit like Monk.
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I just found you from Quirky Confessions, and I think I just fell in love. Maybe not love yet, but I’m winking at you from across the room. I, too, think that JRM would choke me after I choked him. And I wouldn’t mind sharing him.
Oh the return of Heroes and my Milo.. I am so happy. And I swear I thought I was the only one watching Journeyman!! Your comment about Cloverfiled made me giggle because I feel the same way..I am following you on Twitter because you are flipping awesome and lastly I hope you don’t have to spend all day in court tomorrow..
Loved it. All of it! I totally hate the CAPTCHAS also. Before you, I had no idea what they were called so I got learned. Thanks!
Really, when I’ve been drinking and I need to re-enter it fourteen times, it really irritates me. And thing is, I’ve been blogging as Huckdoll since Nov 07 (haha) and I’ve never had comment spam so I wonder if some people just enable it for the hell of it…cuz the cool kids are doing it.
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is pretty hot. I hadn’t noticed it since this pic though.
My thoughts are with ya tomorrow. Let us know how it goes.
I love your list! Best of luck today, I’ll be thinking of you! Let me know how it goes! Hugs!
Great list, Maria. I don’t think I would’ve admitted to the toenail biting thing. eww.. ;)
Oh yeah, I gotta make sure I’m following you on Twitter..
Nice list. Glad I found you through EntreCard…will definitely be visiting often.
you definitely have some quirky stuff goin’ on girl.
BTW, I almost misspelled my own name today too. I was in such a rush, I thought I’d leave out a few letters….
Good luck tomorrow… you have really piqued my interest there. I will go through 100 Captchas to read your blog posts.
CAPTCHAS? Is that what those word verification things are called? Wow, I had no idea. I hate them with a passion, too!
Adding my good luck vibes to the others’ today. Hope all goes well.
Would it be revealing my stupid gene if I told you I have no idea what Twitter is? Hope not.
Dude, you are one of my favorite bloggers and I adore your originality and creativity and would maybe even consider having one of your babies…
But I will go all Celebrity Death Match with you over Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Seriously. :)
Thanks for participating! Captchas make me want to poke my eyeballs out!! :)
I had to look up the word captchas to see what it was. How sad am I?< ---rhetorical.
Nice list. JRM…sigh!
I had no idea that those pictures next to a website even had a name! PS- I still can’t figure out how to do it to mine.
I was here earlier when I saw what your blog post was about and I freaked because I forgot to do this today! Thanks for the reminder.
Okay. So I read your list before I have even finished mine. I am now convinced I am the most boring person on the freakin’ planet.
Update us ASAP on the court thing tomorrow! Sending good vibes your way.
OK, remember my last comment?
Yeah, that again.
Hey, I am totally a toenail biter! (I already admit it on my blog, so there’s no real use in hiding it now). Done it all my life and now my kids do it. Yea, my husband is one lucky man!
Thanks for the good wishes for tomorrow. I’ll be sending good thoughts your way as well!
Good Luck Tomorrow. I’m sending you all the positive vibes I got.
As for Meyers, I definitely would not throw that piece of man-meat out of my bed. In fact, a body like that could make me wanna stop being a vegitarian and eat meat again. De-li-cious!
And I thought that I was the only one who occasionally misspelled her own name! I also totally forget my own phone number when someone asks me. God, that makes me feel like an asshole . . .
Ooo yah for me! I’m the only one who knows what happened in court today! I’m so glad you bring such randomness into my life.
I’m following you on Twitter now, and I just did that before I even read this post. How’s that for twighlight zone?
hey you!! i can’t wait for heroes to come back on!! i’ve been wanting to check out journeyman but, i keep forgetting to! senility…probably! i haven’t seen cloverfield, either!! i am not sure i’m going to! i think i am following you on twitter but, seeing as i haven’t figured out the whole point of twitter…i just stalk the blog still!!
xoxo
btw…good luck with your court date! i hope all goes in your favor!
okay so here i go:
1) wtf is the first 48?
2) wtf is pushing daisies?
3) i know what a captcha is. it’s stupid
4) wft is twitter?
5) f,wt (that’s just mixin’ it up a bit) is cloverfield?
[yes, i could click the links. god i need a shower, and that would cut into my shower time. moving on...]
6) i really should be nicer to you
7) breathe deeply
8) that gives me a really pretty picture of you. no really, you’re cute.
9) read 6) again
10) (busy laughing)
11) wtf is this?
12) now monk i know. i understand you completely now.
okay now i’m gonna take a shower, come back and click the links. i like to shower confused.
@Kimmlyn – Umm, your Milo?? Already stole my baby – now you want my other man? Geeeeezzzz.
@huckdoll – JRM is THE hot.
@melinda zook – I’m glad you found me. :)
I’m one big quirk!
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