Ok. Remember those questions I was supposed to ask?
Remember? Yeah, I ended up with like…200 people wanting questions. I only came up with about a fourth of those. And then 1/2 or them didn’t get the questions. So I couldn’t document their answers. My email became crowded and impossible to navigate and it was just way too much of a hassle, not to mention I don’t know how the fuck I was going to display all those answers on my blog. But would you like to try again? But a little different this time? Ok, good. :)
I signed up to let Avitable ask me some questions. And then I said “but I can’t follow the rules dear Adam! If I get the response I got last time I’ll have like 1000 questions to ask!” And he said “well stop being an idiot and only ask the first 10 people.” And I said “ok! Except I’ll only ask 5 because I’m lazy!” But then I changed my mind and I’ve decide to open it up to another free for all. Though I doubt that without the promise of linky love I’ll get the response that I did last time. Just a guess. Anyway, the rules…
You have to link back to the original post (http://immoralmatriarch.com/questionsagain) and include the following in your post:
Want to be part of it? Follow these instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
[That's it. I'll include the rules and everything in the email with the questions. I hope you'll play and allow me a chance to redeem myself! :)]
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Alright, now onto the questions that Adam asked me…
1. What do you think about the trend of anonymous people on the Internet telling you “You’re doing it wrong”?
I think they can all suck a hippo’s nutsack. I don’t really pay them any attention. Maybe that’s why I don’t get trolled?
2. If I went to BlogHer ‘09 in a dress, I’d be hotter than half the attendees, wouldn’t I?
You’d be hotter than me, and I can’t have that. Actually, you and I both need to talk to Kelly about getting hookup from Shabby Apple. She and her daughter were out-hotting everyone last year.
3. How old will your kids have to be before I can hit on them without you murdering me?
Oh I’d never murder you. I’d just lock you in my basement, buy a shit load of hungry rats and let them feed on your naked, restrained body. Except I don’t have a basement…so…18.
4. If you could pick any blogger to meet, who would it be and why?
I would meet Neil Gaiman because he’s a genius. But if he doesn’t count because he’s a writer first, there’s one more person I’d like to meet only because she needs to be slapped.
5. If there’s no God, where did my wondrous penis come from?
Dr. Zimmerman. Didn’t you know? Oh shit. I just spilled the beans, didn’t I?
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Interview me. Trust me. I’m fascinating.
Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas´s last blog post..Because sometimes you have to pick
At least you are trying. I don’t understand the rules and would promptly forget them if I did, because I suck at these kinds of things.
But you should totally sell tickets whenever that somebody is getting bitch-slapped, because I would buy and so would others and I bet you could sell enough to fund your Blogher 09 trip wearing the wardrobe of your choice.
Not that I know to whom you are referring. It isn’t me, is it? Oh, whew, we’ve already met. Okay, yeah, give me one ticket.
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Interview me too! I love the idea that this could spread all over like a total internet virus of questions and happiness.
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me me! interview me!
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Interview me! Sounds fun!
Elizabeth´s last blog post..Short, sweet, and tiny
Damn you for spilling my secrets!
Avitable´s last blog post..My interview with Caylee Anthony
You wanna slap me?
Hawt.
Kelley´s last blog post..Santa can bite my smooth white arse.
Meh…..
I may come back and ask for an interview after this week. I have a paper I need to be writing and…well, as you can see, I’m not…so I need to get on that.
Lilacspecs´s last blog post..Skeletons
Interview me. Make it happen.
Veep Veep´s last blog post..Lost Friend Found
Ok, interview me, but remind me of the rules when you do, ok?
My brain is a bit fuzzy today…
Well, of course I want to be interviewed!
I want to know who you want to slap. I realize it’s none of my business or anything, but I still want to know.
April´s last blog post..Weekend Wrap-Up
Interview me!!!
hehe. OK, those were some pretty funny questions and replies.
I’ll do an interview if you’re feeling the inclination.
Interview me :)
I’m following your rules (although for the record I did receive and answer the first question, which I think should give me extra credit, right?)
Miss Grace´s last blog post..How to lie, as taught by the world’s worst liar
Ignore this second comment, I’m retardified.
Miss Grace´s last blog post..How to lie, as taught by the world’s worst liar
I have been a Neil Gaiman fan for a while now. I love his books. I’m reading Fragile Things now. Neverwhere is my favorite so far.
An interview with me would be a good cure for insomnia…. just saying.
Tara R.´s last blog post..It has to be said…
Interview me! Please?
Maria R.´s last blog post..I’m pregnant and ready to be a mom.
If you slap me, I’m slapping you back.
(you mean on the ass right? RIGHT??!)
Miss´s last blog post..To Love
I’m dying to know who you think should be slapped… unless you’re just teasing us all.
;)
Mandy´s last blog post..Tie? Socks? Fudge?
I want that interview, please. Pretty please.
The Redheaded Lefty´s last blog post..I allowed myself three minutes.
@ #1…
That’s the whole point of blogging…right?
I am also dying to see who deserves to be slapped, tell!!
Now a question about sucking a hippo’s nutsack sounds like something that would be sent my direction.
Angelina´s last blog post..Wedding Night SCH-WING
You know I want to be interviewed..
Did you come up with that theme song, yet?
Nissa´s last blog post..Giveaway! I’m bringin’ Sexy back
You don’t have to do it for me, cuz SingleParentDad already did. A hippo’s sac? Really? I’d go with a Koala or something. They’re really fuzzy and smelly animals, from what I’ve heard.
Zoeyjane´s last blog post..What Have You Done For You, Lately? (a post of epic strikethru proportions)
Lol @ your answers. Sure, you can have a do-over.
Interview Me!
Ms. Bar B´s last blog post..I Thought That Was a Shoe
I don’t think I get it. you know I’m retarded……
I think I volunteer the first time, does that mean I am to be interviewed or I’m not to be interviewed? or does that mean I have to interview someone else?
ahhh, fukkit. I need to read then when I’m not sleepy……
illegitimateAngel´s last blog post..Waiting for it.
Girl, what kind of hippos are you running with?
Mama Zen´s last blog post..Be Fire Smart
Dude, Neil Gaiman is a genius isn’t he? I started on the Sandman comics in middle school and just went off from there. I love comics. I embrace my geek!
HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Captain Steve´s last blog post..Wish You Were Here
Okay, interview me. :-)
Jen´s last blog post..Thursday Thunks
Leave your papparazzi at home. LOL
Interview me.
Lynette´s last blog post..Can I still call it Christmas shopping?
Ask me anything you want.
Oh god, I’m going to regret that, aren’t I?
mothergoosemouse´s last blog post..Happy holidays to all, and to one of you, a Wii and Wii Fit
Ooo! Ooo! Pick me, pick me! Interview me! I promise I’ll find someone good to turn it over to.
Polly´s last blog post..Monkey business at The Palace Hotel
Interview me. And the first question you asked me was actually an amazing one. Maybe ask me again because I don’t think I have that sort of brilliance twice in a lifetime :).
Karen MEG´s last blog post.."Wordless" Wednesday - Mom’s got some explainin’ to do…
Oh, honey. If anyone think I’m “out hotting” folks then they are my new best friend.
Induction services to follow.
Mocha´s last blog post..Christmas Survival
“Go suck a hippo’s nut sack”………..
I’m definitly going to have to remember that line!
ROFLMAO!
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