You’re My Weekend
Happy Birthday sweet child. I love you forever right now.
One minute.
One year.
Two years.
Three years.
Name: Rosario Gabrielle
Nickname: Goobie, Ari, and Goobalicious
Age: 3 years.
Birthplace: North Carolina
Heritage: German/Irish & Black/Mexican
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Shoe Size: 6 - Toddlers
Clothing Size: 2T
Rightie or Leftie: Right Handed
Innie or Outie: Innie.
Fears: Bugs.
Bedtime: 7pm
Favorite Song: “Yellow Submarine” - The Beatles
Favorite Movie: The Incredible Hulk/Help!
Favorite TV Show: Sesame Street,
Favorite Toy: Leapster 2, dollhouse
Favorite Place: Under my arm.
Favorite Person: Mommy - Comforter, disciplinarian, punching bag, play thing…
Favorite Saying: ‘I outta here!’ [usually after someone has upset her]
Favorite Book: Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham
Favorite Food: Tacos, sharp cheddar cheese, beef bacon, plums, strawberries, macaroni and cheese
Favorite Animal: Dogs. Large dogs. “Ruff ruff!”
Favorite Store: Target.
Salad Dressing: Ranch.
Toothpaste Flavor: Bubblegum.
Dislikes: Getting in trouble [stern voice, harsh glare, time out, anything similar], being told no, being comforted after she hurts herself, before requesting said comforting.
Likes: playing with her sister, petting the dogs, swinging, throwing rocks, sitting in her high chair, waking up at midnight and watching television shows on my computer with me, stealing swigs of my soda when I’m not paying attention.
I did this survey for her on my MySpace blog last year, and the year before that I wrote her birth story. Both are private entries, so if you’re interested you’ll have to friend me. Reading her birth story is the only way to understand the significance of this song [and the title of the post]:
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Happy birthday, sweet girl!
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Happy birthday beautiful Goobalicious. :)
I love that you share your kiddos with us.
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Happy happy happy 3rd birthday!!! And might I add that you have impeccable taste in everything.
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Awwww - Happy Birthday, gorgeous Goobie!!!!!! :love:
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From one birthday girl to another… I’m sure it was spectacular! Happy Birthday to your sweet baby.
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Happy Birthday to your amazing and beautiful daughter!
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Happy “Birth” Day to you, Maria! She is, indeed gorgeous and wonderful. (and I’m SOOO glad you’re back! :) )
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Such a beautiful baby.
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Happy Birthday to Goobalicious! She’s beautiful!
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She is absolutely darling! Happy birthday to her!
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Happy Birthday Beautiful Girl! You are growing to look just your momma, you lucky girl!
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Lovely post.
It’s so cliche, but man they grow up SO fast.
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Happy,happy birthday to her! This was such a sweet,gooey post.I love it :)
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I’ll friend you in a bit as I’m running late this morning… But happy birthday to your baby!! My daughter turns 3 on Friday! An awesome and crazy age…
Wha? I just posted a comment and it went phhhiiittt!!!
Anyway, Happy Birthday to your baby girl!!
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Oh. I guess it didn’t go phhhiitttt. I guess I just have technological dyslexia. Bleh…
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Happy Birthday l’il Goobie.
Great pics Maria
I guess I can’t friend you to read the birth story ‘cuz I don’t know your last name.
Bummer.
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Happy Birthday, baby girl!
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Happy Birthday little one! And I totally see you in her in the one year old pic. Such a beautiful girl. And as for the Hulk, my son is obsessed with the movie Tremors. Yea the one about the giant fucking people eating worms in the ground. Just think it could be worse. LOL
Happy Birthday to your beautiful sweet little girl with great taste in movies and food. :)
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Happy birthday, sweet Goobie girl.
She is beautiful!
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I love Rosario’s taste in books and music. Happy Birthday to her!
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Happy Birthday! I hope it’s the best ever.
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Happy Birthday! What a beautiful girl with such *tiny* feet. Seriously, my 2 yr old is into a 9. I’m in total agreement about the favorite foods. Hope your day is FABulous!
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The Incredible Hulk…. but of course. She has you to guide her through film genres. ;) She is going to have excellent taste.
Happy birthday to a very sweet girl! Smooches.
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Happy Birthday to both of you. What a beautiful girl.
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Happy Birthday, pretty little lady!
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Happy birthday!
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Aw, happy birthday to the little one!
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I love that you wrote all of those little things down. Things you think you’ll never forget because they make up all of the parts of her day. But they get washed out with the next day’s things. Happy Birthday.
Holy crap, Maria, she looks JUST like you! I have a “mutt” too…my older boy is Irish & Puerto Rican/Black…he’s freaking adorable, just like Goobie! Happy birthday little darling!
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Happy Happy Happy 3rd birthday beautiful girl!
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Not that it matters!
But she is gorgeous.
Happy Birthday.
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I love her name. Happy birthday Goobie!
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Awww Happy Birthday little bit!
I love this! Wha a wonderful way to keep up with her. I’m so going to have to do this with my girls.
Happy Birthday to your sweet darlin’!
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Happy Bday to the little one. I love all the meme details.
*swoooon* She is a love muffin. And I love her little survey.
Happy birthday, pretty girl!!
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Happy Birthday, Beautiful!
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She is beautiful and perfect of course having been born in the South. Go Tarheel state.
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Oh yeah and Happy Birthday!!!!
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Happy birthday!
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happy birthday pumpkin! she is beautiful.
Happy birthday to the both of you!
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She has the same tastes as Too. Looks like you are gunna have a Damn Emo of your own one day ;)
Happy Birthday gorgeous girl!
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Happy Birthday to your sweet girl. She is a cutie. And noting everything…she will love having it someday.
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Sweet photos - happy birthday! I love how you’ve documented things.
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Happy birthday to your gorgeous little girl… she’s precious. And 3 is a WONDERFUL age.
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