Remember? Yeah, I ended up with like…200 people wanting questions. I only came up with about a fourth of those. And then 1/2 or them didn’t get the questions. So I couldn’t document their answers. My email became crowded and impossible to navigate and it was just way too much of a hassle, not to mention I don’t know how the fuck I was going to display all those answers on my blog. But would you like to try again? But a little different this time? Ok, good. :)
I signed up to let Avitable ask me some questions. And then I said “but I can’t follow the rules dear Adam! If I get the response I got last time I’ll have like 1000 questions to ask!” And he said “well stop being an idiot and only ask the first 10 people.” And I said “ok! Except I’ll only ask 5 because I’m lazy!” But then I changed my mind and I’ve decide to open it up to another free for all. Though I doubt that without the promise of linky love I’ll get the response that I did last time. Just a guess. Anyway, the rules…
You have to link back to the original post (http://immoralmatriarch.com/questionsagain) and include the following in your post:
Want to be part of it? Follow these instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
[That's it. I'll include the rules and everything in the email with the questions. I hope you'll play and allow me a chance to redeem myself! :)]
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Alright, now onto the questions that Adam asked me…
1. What do you think about the trend of anonymous people on the Internet telling you “You’re doing it wrong”?
I think they can all suck a hippo’s nutsack. I don’t really pay them any attention. Maybe that’s why I don’t get trolled?
2. If I went to BlogHer ‘09 in a dress, I’d be hotter than half the attendees, wouldn’t I?
You’d be hotter than me, and I can’t have that. Actually, you and I both need to talk to Kelly about getting hookup from Shabby Apple. She and her daughter were out-hotting everyone last year.
3. How old will your kids have to be before I can hit on them without you murdering me?
Oh I’d never murder you. I’d just lock you in my basement, buy a shit load of hungry rats and let them feed on your naked, restrained body. Except I don’t have a basement…so…18.
4. If you could pick any blogger to meet, who would it be and why?
I would meet Neil Gaiman because he’s a genius. But if he doesn’t count because he’s a writer first, there’s one more person I’d like to meet only because she needs to be slapped.
5. If there’s no God, where did my wondrous penis come from?
Dr. Zimmerman. Didn’t you know? Oh shit. I just spilled the beans, didn’t I?
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