C.J. decided that you people deserve a “He Said/She Said” type of blog column in your lives and asked me to be the yang to his yin. Why I agreed to it, knowing that he’s a far better writer than I am, I do not know, but it’s too late now so I’ll just run with it. We need a name for this thing here, so if you have any suggestions, please let me know. It’ll be an on going thing. And you can check out his views on the butt stuff here.
Men are interesting creatures.
Most of them that I have met are especially intrigued by anal play, but never seem to want to admit it. It starts off as a joke, or as a ‘oh i dunno’ type of conversation while you’re discussing sexual fantasies/experiences/preferences, but rarely do they just come right out and say ‘I’d like to stick my whatever in your ass, if you’ll let me.’
I don’t get it. It’s like they really believe that girls don’t poop, and thus, we don’t have assholes, and thus, we don’t do anal or it’s like a really taboo thing to bring up? Well, no dudes – it’s not. If you want it, ask. She can only say no, yes?
Me? I’m all for the shocker. I’m a fan of anal though, and some people aren’t. I say the more ways to make me feel good, the better. As long as it feels good. It not feeling good can actually feel REALLY bad and that will get you banned from the hindquarters if you’re not careful.
It can be a nice surprise but it should never be, actually, a shocker. Not the first time at least. Never take it upon yourself to think that it’s alright, unless it’s been alright a few times before. And be gentle, don’t ever just ram your shit up there. That could cause injury, and I don’t mean to the girl.
I think more people should try it out. It may loosen them up because God knows, some people already walk around like there’s something up their ass all the time, maybe if there really was, you’d act the opposite! GENIUS! It only makes sense, right? I know. Right.
I want to try the shocker on a guy. Or maybe not the shocker since there’s no where to put the other two fingers, but like, just my finger on the prostate thing? I hear it works and I’d like to see. Has anyone tried it? I’m interested in whether they explode and whatnot. I’m so perverted, I’d like to hear your stories about it. Wow.
But yeah – the shocker. I’m all for it. You should be too. And, if it hurts, you’re not doing it right. Kinda like stretching/gauging your ears. :)
And, for a few of you that border closely on idiocy, it doesn’t make you gay. You’re not sticking your penis and/or finger into a man’s ass, and that means you’re not gay. Ok? Ok.
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The silence is deafening.
Go for it, he’ll make you breakfast.
It is the ultimate get out of jail free card.
It is an eco-friendly, non-consumerism birthday gift that will be better than anything you could buy him.
Done right, it can be fun.
Tried it, did not enjoy it, but I didn’t hate it, either.
Either way, whatever feels good – I am allll for it.
Never tried it, but maybe someday!! I’m all for pleasure!
It should definitely be discussed before hand! My first time it was not and I was NOT happy about it. But that guy, once he realized it wasn’t something I’d done before, tried again, gently, and I found I don’t mind it once in a great while. On my terms. With lots of KY.
But the whole shocker thing I don’t like. I like the fingers in the front. Unless there’s a tongue there already, then I can handle one in the back occasionally.
That might be more than people want to know, sorry.
Hubs likes a bit of prostate action. But then he was already experimenting back there (as was I) on his own before I met him. I dunno if explosion is the right word to use (because it has some not nice associations when we know we’re referring to anuses) but there’s a MARKED difference in his pleasure levels and orgasm. Not something we do too often, but he digs.
I’ve not tried actual anal sex myself, though I do like a finger as well at times. I know we’ll try it one of these days.
ive TRIED to do it but he wont let me LOL
but when i put my finger in his prostate he goes wild.. men are interesting indeed… who wouldve known?
Yep, according to a friend, the prostate is like a male g-spot. Lots of nerves in the ass, thus lots of potential for pleasure. For me, anal isn’t on my “like” list, but who knows, it could be in the future, I’m all for anal play with fingers and tongues though ;). My guy is still hesitant about the possibility of anything exploring the inside of his ass. Perhaps I should direct him to this post =).
I’m going to do this anonymously, which totally goes against my nature.
I was seeing this guy and I massaged his prostate every time we were together, and he came from his head to his toes. His legs literally started shaking as he orgasmed. He goes on and on about it. Still does when he hits me up in email. Guess it was a Win.
And I lurrrrrrrrve anal.
As long as everyone is consenting, it’s all good.
Okay, kind of off-topic, but sort of related.
The scene: we had Chebbar’s 4-year old nephew at his aunt & uncle’s house, along with Chebbar’s dad, so three adults over the age of 50.
Chebbar was showing Little G how to “rock on” with the devil horns. Little G was being silly and holding up different combinations of fingers asking if it was right; Chebbar was simply responding with “no.”
Until Little G threw up the ol’ 2-and-1 combo. Chebbar, *totally* not thinking, went “no, that’s the SHOCKER!” I gasped at the same time a look of sheer horror crossed his face once he realized just what he had done.
Cue Little G running around, hand held high, yelling “SHOCKER! SHOCKER!” while the three “grown ups” asked what that meant and we tried to sink into the floor.
Needless to say, Little G’s mama only found it slightly funny (especially since now all Chebbar has to do is silently hold up his fingers to get Little G going).
}:-)
I have done the prostate stimulation for my husband.
I completely agree with the ‘head to toe’ orgasm. He shakes all over!
There is something to be said for making a completely flacid penis ejaculate!
I have had women do this and it is awkward at first but feels pretty good after that. I have even experienced what Andy from Weeds did in the episode where he was trying to hook up with the hot Jewish chick from the Hebrew school…if you saw that episode that is.
http://tviv.org/Weeds/Crush_Girl_Love_Panic
I’ve never heard of the ’show stopper’ before. I don’t know if I’d want three fingers in my asshole. Just put your dick in there already! Kthnxbye!
I like anal play, but not anal sex. not ever since the first kid……..unless you want me to get really fucking graphic, I’ll stop there (not that I won’t get graphic, I just don’t think that anyone wants to hear it. lol)
but I do like anal play. although, just like with oral sex: that is a relationship only sort of activity. I don’t do that shit with random dudes.
anyway, none of that was why I’m commenting……I get sidetracked……..
I think men like the anal play themselves. that’s why they want to do it to you. with good reason. it is definitely an erogenous zone.
that’s my dos pesos.
peace
*shrugs* I am up for most stuff, it’s my man who is a little vanilla. still fun, mind you, but a little vanilla
I’ve tried it, but it kinda felt like I was taking a dump backwards. Maybe I’m doing something wrong.
July 27, 2009 at 2:52 am
What Flutter said. Now, using the rock star ex as an example? I’m pretty willing to bet that I can blame his prostate on our 3rd conception.
You’re totally right on the loosening up thing.
But cuz you asked, I almost literally got mule-kicked off the bed the last time I tried “exploring” back there on my man.
Maybe I should have warned him…?
Here’s how I’ve described this act – It’s like throwing open the doors of a candy store to your partner and giving them a sample of the stuff they may have been asking or begging for for a long time. And it’s good and they like it and everyone shouts “Hooray!” After that, they’re always knocking at the door, asking if they can just have the keys because they dig it so much they just kind of want to live there.
Or something like that.
:)
I have a really uptight friend that went around all night at a party throwing up the Shocker to guys because we convinced her it was a new fangled greeting. She would walk right up to them and put it inches from their faces.
I’m down for pretty much anything as long as two people can look each other in the eye the next morning.
And this post is yet another reason I love you. Christ, woman. LOL
Now – I will admit, I am more open to the idea of having it done TO me than doing it TO someone else.
I don’t want poop on my fingers.
Uh…yeah. So I got a link to your blog from my friend Grace over at Miss Grace’s Disgrace and imagine my surprise when LO & BEHOLD…I visit this site and the first thing I see is a variety of different ways to put your hand in a woman’s (or man’s) ass?!?!
Wow!
I am SO coming back here…
And my latest post? About ice cream sprinkles. I gotta get some balls…
Holy shit, you are funny. Only you could get away with a post like this.
And yeah, anal is awesome.
I’m done for anal when the mood is right but there is a lot of prep work involved. Ask a gay friend how to do it right, that’s what I did.
As far as on my husband, sometimes he’s up for getting dirty but most of the time he’d rather do it to me. BUT when he does let me bring in a little anal action, he practically does a back bend when he comes because it’s just that insanely awesome.
I toss the shocker instead of the finger at traffic that pisses me off. Does that count?
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