Tuesday, in the toy store, Bella and her father were playing knights with some foam swords. She had on a matching helmet and he kept knocking it off, taking advantage of his far superior height. She complained that it wasn’t fair for him to do that. He continued, laughing manically. I told her what to say to get him to stop.
And to my quasi-embarrassment she yelled – loud as all hell, in that sweet whiny voice, with it echoing throughout the store and causing looks from every direction:
“Daddy! I don’t like that shit!”
That’s my girl.
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Flawless strategy.
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May 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
bwahahaha!
The latest from Zoeyjane…Deadly Sins – Pride and Vanity
Awwwesome.
The latest from Captain Steve…To the Pain!
Don’t you hate when you have to fake embarassment and all you are is intensely amused?
classic!
That is SO gonna be my child!! At least she’s honest and can say NO!
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Hurray for her (and you!), putting down the ‘MAN’ like that.
The latest from leendaluu…
**sniff** how PROUD you must be! What a girl-really.
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Ha! That is too funny.
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Hmmm…I wonder where she gets it.
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Nothing is funnier to me than a child with a potty mouth. Well, it’s only funny when it’s someone else’s kid, of course.
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My darling son learned the word Jackass whilst strolling around IKEA one evening. I didn’t even bother to pretend being horrified. Your girls sound awesome!!!
The latest from Ginny…Ahhhhh….
LMAO! That’s definitely gonna be my child whenever Tanith & I have one. LOL
So…how hard was it to keep from laughing your ass off in the middle of the store? ‘Cause I so would have lost it right there!
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*snort* way to go, bella!!!
The latest from the planet of janet…Can’t live with ‘em, can’t take ‘em out and shoot ‘em
May 22, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Awesome. Seriously awesome. ;)
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Did it work??
Hahaha!!! I bet that made him stop in his tracks. hehehe
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LMAO. She is awesome.
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That is the funniest shit I have read all day
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that is awesome! and she’s beautiful!!!
Snort, I love it when kids do that. Other peoples kids. Hee hee.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Awesome. :)
The latest from maggie, dammit…Sophie
LOVE IT.
LOL!!!
am rather glad my boy chose to say “jesu cwis!” IN the house. that would have been banned from the store time, i think
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LOL – one of my fave moments was when Sylvia was 3, and she was having a fit, and yelled out from under the couch, “here’s your fucking brush!”
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