- Why do you only dress your daughters in pink? And dresses? Why do they only have play kitchens and baby carriages?
- Why does Dora have a pet puppy that can’t talk, but all her friends who are animals can? And why don’t the talking animals start their own frente de liberación animal and help a puppy out?
- Why is Colin Farrell now channeling Adrien Brody á la The Pianist? Tell me it’s for a movie role…
- Are you following me on Twitter in an effort to get me to follow you back? Because I won’t if I don’t know who the hell you are. And sometimes even if do, if your tweets are boring. How about a blog comment or an email first? I’m just sayin’…
- Why do people still say shit like ‘my best friend is [insert random race here]‘ when discussing race? That’s like me saying ‘I don’t have a problem with white people – my kids are 1/2 white!‘ – it should be apparent, or you shouldn’t give a fuck anyway.
- Speaking of race, how can people honestly still believe that white privilege doesn’t exist? If a broad can break it down for you in the 80’s and you haven’ t managed to come to terms with it yet, you’re just deluded. Yeah, you. Deluded. And no, I’m not saying you owe me a mother-fucking thing – you just need to realize that the shit exists. Believe it or not [...I'm walking on air!]
- Why are you calling a group of white people crackers but would be ready to come to blows with a white person who called us a bunch of niggers?
- Why don’t you realize that your ass does not make you cute? It can be just as big and heart shaped as you like – I’ll admit, it’s a great ass – but if your face is busted, you are too. Sorry.
- Why are you still drawing your eyebrows on?
- Is it some throwback to ‘01 for you to get Mandarin characters tattooed on you? I thought that shit was more played out than fairies and koi fish. Maybe I missed the memo.
- Why did you buy that kitten from a fucking pet store and then get surprised when they would’t take it back because that cat you already have tried to maul it? It’s a gotdamned pet store – you think they give a fuck about pets? Have you ever bothered to wonder where the puppies in the window go when they’re too old to be sold? Hmm? Didn’t think so.
- Why are you convinced that you are debating something when you’re really just arguing?
- Why is Betsey the epitome of the Blonde Fucking Bombshell??
- Why in marriage counseling do I sometimes tune out the good doctor because I’m fighting the urge to reaarange his books from tallest to shortest? Am I OCD?
- Is there a reason I find myself crying with goosebumps whenever I hear the E.T. Theme? Did I really love that movie that much as a kid?
- Why haven’t you seen Iron Man? Seriously – WTF, man?
And thank you to Keith Olbermann for addressing the biggest ‘WTF, Man?:’ of all. Thank you, sir. And thanks to CableGirl for showing it to me:
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I ALMOST wrote a big huge long post on race yesterday, but then I changed my mind. I’m glad you did, though.
The latest from Mr Lady…Oops, I did it again.
I wish I were as good at venting as you. Oh well, to each their own (talent). My husband swears there’s no white privilege. He’s half-Mexican, half-white, is usually assumed Mexican-American. I don’t get it.
The latest from Sadia…Three very cool toddlers
*snicker* So are these the things you think about at night or in the shower? I find my best random ranting happens in the shower. lol
Keith Olbermann fucking ROCKS!
The latest from CableGirl…I LOVE Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann is that dude!
The first time I came today, the YouTube video wasn’t up. It is now. I found it at Queen Mum.
I am sitting here, teary eyed, heart racing, thinking FINALLY. Someone finally grew the balls to stand up to this asshole. Today, I am proud to be an American. Thank you for posting this.
The latest from Mr Lady…Oops, I did it again.
God bless America! Gotta love that free speech thing!
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Wow, Keith Olbermann is good. I always knew Bush was an ass. After reading Stupid White Men I was amazed. I hope he gets hit on the head by a stray golf ball and it knocks out all of his teeth.
And the WTFs are hilarious,and I’m sorry, I will go and see Iron Man ok?
The latest from Jo Beaufoix…Doctor Noooooooo
wow. that is amazing. absolutely amazing.
thanks for sharing it.
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sticks head up here…
I wish Olbermann could have made his points without getting into the name calling and childish dramatics.
Everything he says I agree with, but the argument loses authority when he stoops to that level.
Buyakasha!
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Ummmm… And why is your feed address NOT updated in my reader.
Damn. Archives, here I come.
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And I still remember when Keith was the “Funnyman” on ESPN. He has come a long way.
The latest from amy…Holy Cow(girl)!
I’ve often wondered about the animals thing, but not just on Dora. Why can Goofy talk & Pluto can? Oh, and my son would really love a play kitchen, but all the ones at PBK are pink…yet when we go in the store, all the kids playing with them are boys.
That Olbermann commentary blew me away. Too bad it won’t make a bit of difference to Bush or his cronies.
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Why you no love my heart shaped ass?!
Haha
I used to tune out my therapist all the time, but mostly just because he wasn’t saying anything I hadn’t already heard, read or thought of myself. Then I stopped going. :) I think next time he’s talking, you should just get up and rearrange them. Fuck – you’re paying, right?!
Keith is awesome.
So are you.
The latest from Sybil Law…Gilda
ROFLMAO at:
*”help a puppy out”
*the butterface comment
*rearrange his books
Well, they were all funny, but those three were my faves. AND the video… I swear I saw smoke coming from his ears. And yeah, I caught the typo.
I was definitely distracted by my therapist’s books, but since I arrange mine by both size and color, I never questioned the OCD.
I’ve never heard Bush described as “tone deaf”. It’s such a perfect description of him. Olbermann would be hot if he had a shorter haircut. (I’m easily distracted when people are talking.)
The latest from Deb (Missives From Suburbia)…Enough Said
I could add a few more WTF’s too. Thanks for answering my Q’s. I’m feeling like a few of them showed up here on your post today… Come see me, I got some bad news…
The latest from Jillian…My breasts might be broken
Maria,
Self-flagellation is in order. I’m doing a great Reverend Dimsdale (from Hawthorne) and whipping myself into a feebled frenzy with a cat of nine tails.
Why?
For grins mostly, but also because I’ve been remiss in not coming around more. I’ve been swamped with a million writing projects and haven’t had a free moment.
I will endeavor to correct that.
Have a great weekend!
LK
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You take that back about the fairies! ;)
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Awww, shucks. You are too good to me. I’m not sure about the bombshell part though.
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